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And my left ear refuses to pop and it irks the poop out of me. Help me through this.

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just trying to keep the good people informed as to how the forums work
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Kelly says


error says

this thread went south, fast


well duh!! the more posts there are, the farther the page goes down


this is a good post, good work kelly
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error says

this thread went south, fast


well duh!! the more posts there are, the farther the page goes down
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Mission accomplished.

Delete thread.
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this thread went south, fast
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Don't even joke I was suicidal a few months ago.

Also update: ears were unpopped
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BiIIStickers says

guess it's time to just end it all

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guess it's time to just end it all
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I've tried that for the past like hour, every 5 to 10 minutes. I succeeded in popping my other ear as well.

Fml
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speaking of cockroaches, they've made a huge breakthrough in discerning your genealogy peach

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150502-ancient-predatory-cockroach-found
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thanks champ
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sure thing!
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error you haev to be some kind of masochistic cockroach to actually do that . i tried just now and it was the single most frightening thing ive ever done. please only offer legitimate advice in this thread or you will be removed
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pinch your nostrils shut and then exhale aggressively through your nose

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valsalva_maneuver
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*stabs your left ear with skewer *
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Thank you kelly!
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I hope you feel better! take some melatonin and sleep it off