Yall Remember that scene from Shark Tale where the shark shows oscar where he is on the food chain, post here and I'll tell you where you stand on the epicmafia food chain. I started the list arbitrarily so you see where i'll be ranking you against.
Pro "Illuminati Confirmed" Players
Satan
turquoise/turk
Shivv (When he was pretending to be a new user on Nero)
brownpimp007 (+2 years ago)
Atikur
Bearisslow
LetzShake
mangofruit
Connor
KaterinaPetrova/Eatos
Giga
Calvin
TheOnlyJazzNation1
Augustine
itg
soda
fosho18
Arcbell
bronto
justrec
ediz
Scholsey
Deception
Zhourg
mist
Meoow
newjerseynutjob
caroline
vilden
Diabolik
junea
jackattack
xjade
BearGuru
Jaleb
MikeyRu
maymay
katie2012
*Girl on the left**
Peach
**To Be Ranked: ** blacksnakemoan, SuperNova, Lashka, Harrold
well. i should actually be taking my variable scumplay into acvount instead of outright ignoring it. because it can vary between totally terrible and high tier depending on my "practice" for lack of a better term
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i won a bronze on TEO, the memories are coming back
f#ck dle
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I'll always be biased against ranking slow highly because him and sonseray are two of the easiest scum reads on the site for me but I also haven't gotten to play with slow without 1 of us getting n1ed in over a month
but it was consistent in every game i played with her. plus she was unlikeable at the same time. i dont buy that shes Amazing in every game im not in
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Connor is a chauvinist and expects all women to baselessly agree with him
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i'm moving itg i actually believe he's better than the people he said, maybe a few more people too. that's why if u disagree with ur placement tell me
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i think connor doesn't like turk because their playstyle are similar and she's a female
whoa..
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after Eatos the list is really subjective, it all comes down to who you personally think is more likely to do what as what alignment. That's why when I was actually updating the list I kept changing it.
Shivv is there because I think Shivv was extremely good during the time I stated on the Nero account.
brown is pre 20 games in his office isping brownpimp when he'd confuse the sht out of me and he could basically get the town to sheep him no matter what he was a weird dude and really hard to read.
Turq is at the top because:
I remember i played with her when i awas ban evading on felons and she was really good, I got suspended just before that round started unfortunately i would've loved to see how she played against me.
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I guess you're right Connor your anecdotal evidence proves she's secretly terrible
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turk's downfall is that she thinks she's more important than everyone else in the table and is bad at coordinating with others
i've seen shivv humble dumb people just for the sake of getting it right
so... every single game with turq ive had (bar none) where shes been either totally wrong or obvious mafia were just flukes?
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Itg of all people came in to complain about his ranking and he was actually right, makes you think
About the arcbell part anyway
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Nah turq is probably the best of the top five although she often can't handle playing at tables with people she thinks are either better than her or should treat her differently than they treat everyone else
There's no more valuable town player when the entire rest of the town is terrible though
