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there are no hot guys on EM

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i mean im a hot chick but there is not a single guy on EM whos in my league

i guess this just goes to show that girls who play browser based party games are intelligent, quirky and 8/10 chicks but guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins

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lmfao
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what is a semi virgin
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I agree, we need to do something about this.
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hedger says

cuz you're a loser :3


wow rude af
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virgo asl ? lmao
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cuz you're a loser :3
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i don't know why that was so funny to me but i actually can barely breathe rn
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Remixful says

I didn't know this was a dating website.


ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhahahahahaaahha
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Maybe in the inside I'm hurt because I have to see this every time I go on my profile. :c
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Remixful says

I didn't know this was a dating website.


welcome to epicmafia where you can now date your murderer who has a small chance of being a furry
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remixful you seem a little heated there bud
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I didn't know this was a dating website.
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if someone can hack the site to make a 120p game someone should be able to hack in some cute boys (to be my boyfriend) smh step it up science
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Virgo says


Sonrio says

everyones gay so you wouldnt have a chance


where are all the cute boys i want a boyfriend


me
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Checking in.
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well I'm not one of them tho :))
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Lukageo says

guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins.

Lol youre so wrong there


yeah you forgot they all live in the friendzone
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guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins.

Lol youre so wrong there
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Uprizzle says

sorry juneau but we guys are all able to afford air conditioning in summer conditions


but you guys aren't cool either
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sorry juneau but we guys are all able to afford air conditioning in summer conditions
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Sonrio says

everyones gay so you wouldnt have a chance


where are all the cute boys i want a boyfriend
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what if computers had opinions of their owners? what would they think of these odd creatures' concern for what people across the world think of their body image on a ruby mafia game?
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time to become a lesbian, tbh.
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Most girls who play this game, including the OP, are fat and hairy. 2/10 would not do.