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there are no hot guys on EM

juneau
over 9 years

i mean im a hot chick but there is not a single guy on EM whos in my league

i guess this just goes to show that girls who play browser based party games are intelligent, quirky and 8/10 chicks but guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins

Noobhunter
over 9 years
lmfao
HEAVYBREATHING
over 9 years
what is a semi virgin
Kevin
over 9 years
I agree, we need to do something about this.
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hedger says

cuz you're a loser :3


wow rude af
Shmeur
over 9 years
virgo asl ? lmao
hedger
over 9 years
cuz you're a loser :3
deletedover 9 years
i don't know why that was so funny to me but i actually can barely breathe rn
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Remixful says

I didn't know this was a dating website.


ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhahahahahaaahha
Remixful
over 9 years
Maybe in the inside I'm hurt because I have to see this every time I go on my profile. :c
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Remixful says

I didn't know this was a dating website.


welcome to epicmafia where you can now date your murderer who has a small chance of being a furry
deletedover 9 years
remixful you seem a little heated there bud
Remixful
over 9 years
I didn't know this was a dating website.
deletedover 9 years
if someone can hack the site to make a 120p game someone should be able to hack in some cute boys (to be my boyfriend) smh step it up science
Shmeur
over 9 years

Virgo says


Sonrio says

everyones gay so you wouldnt have a chance


where are all the cute boys i want a boyfriend


me
RIPBillyMays
over 9 years




Checking in.
Lukageo
over 9 years
well I'm not one of them tho :))
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Lukageo says

guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins.

Lol youre so wrong there


yeah you forgot they all live in the friendzone
Lukageo
over 9 years
guys who play browser based party games are just chubby, unattractive beta nerd neckbeard virgin/semi virgins.

Lol youre so wrong there
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Uprizzle says

sorry juneau but we guys are all able to afford air conditioning in summer conditions


but you guys aren't cool either
Uprizzle
over 9 years
sorry juneau but we guys are all able to afford air conditioning in summer conditions
RIPBillyMays
over 9 years
On behalf of the Committe for Best EpicMafia Threads: We would like to congratulate 'juneau' for her brilliant thread "there are no hot guys on EM." We understand that she worked 16+ hours every single day for a full three weeks. That is dedication to the EpicMafia community!

Please accept our gratitude in receiving this award.

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Sonrio says

everyones gay so you wouldnt have a chance


where are all the cute boys i want a boyfriend
test5
over 9 years
what if computers had opinions of their owners? what would they think of these odd creatures' concern for what people across the world think of their body image on a ruby mafia game?
deletedover 9 years
time to become a lesbian, tbh.
Dibbun
over 9 years
Most girls who play this game, including the OP, are fat and hairy. 2/10 would not do.