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i dunno, i identify as asexual but

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i dunno, i identify as asexual but i'm panromantic so if i had to quantify how attracted to men v. women i am i guess like, 75-25 men-women

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Patrick says


kook says

i have to admit, i am a bit irate to see that retti has sunk this far since i thought he'd basically grown out of his smarmy tendencies





damn you got me. i'm being sincere now
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kook says

i have to admit, i am a bit irate to see that retti has sunk this far since i thought he'd basically grown out of his smarmy tendencies


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mist says


kook says


Patrick says

do something funny kook


can you tell me what my gimmick is


maybe it's picking out casual remarks people make and pressing on them to the point where it makes people confused and uncomfortable, so they maybe sometimes kind of laugh a bit because they don't know how else to react. kind of like the OP to this thread.


agreed, bearissoslow must be terribly confused after trying to embarrass me for mocking people with anti-transgender prejudices and challenging him on his claim that all cops are villains
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kook says


Patrick says

do something funny kook


can you tell me what my gimmick is


maybe it's picking out casual remarks people make and pressing on them to the point where it makes people confused and uncomfortable, so they maybe sometimes kind of laugh a bit because they don't know how else to react. kind of like the OP to this thread.
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i have to admit, i am a bit irate to see that retti has sunk this far since i thought he'd basically grown out of his smarmy tendencies
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kook would also be a guy like riddler. i'd say tehfreda is the most likely candidate but if it's riddler i wouldn't be that surprised either.
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this topic is no good, where is the funny?
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kook, out ur main, and the rest of u leave kook alone
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kook says

you saw other people trying to frame this thread as a bad attempt at humor and frantically latched on


where is the funny
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part of me wants retti to say his gimmick is being kooky
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if this was a comedy club i would not be seated with any of you.
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if this was a comedy club everyone would be booing
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you saw other people trying to frame this thread as a bad attempt at humor and frantically latched on
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i actually have read none of kook's posts. just seeing the responses to them is enough of a cautionary tale.
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kook says


Patrick says

do something funny kook


can you tell me what my gimmick is


0/10
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Patrick says

do something funny kook


can you tell me what my gimmick is
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your audience asks to be entertained (me)
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That's reassuring.
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do something funny kook
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kook says

the story so far:
- i quote a bad non sequitur by a walking caricature
- strider feebly seeks laughs at bearguru's expense
- i call strider out
- strider flips
- sims sits on the fence because he doesn't know if i'm the alt of someone he should pander to
- retti spies the chance to gain internet cred


where are the bits where i do stuff
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riot also has it
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kook says

none of you with the possible exceptions of kyle and sirius have retained an ounce of integrity


heavens, not their precious internet integrity...
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Cool story.
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admitting that you are in fact trolling is like doing an impression of a celebrity and then adding at the end "aaaaaaa i'm this celebrity!"
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i'm just here for a laugh.