and i mean u guys have no idea how straight a face he's saying all this with too. that bit about how he'd never kill a crow - no, he's not doing it just to spite someone else their bit of sex

i laughed dude

well i thought that was absolutely hilarious anyway. u guys have no sense of humour.

the penguin is perhaps one of these, having googled that: http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/irelands-first-gay-penguins-make-perfect-match-263998.html

my uncle is insisting i vote no because crows are monogamous, he's been watching them all his life, they have the better deal, the male crow gets to f*ck off for a while, but they're monogamous, he'd never kill a crow because he might be f*cking another crow out of his bit of sex for life

there's just one gay penguin in a zoo above in dublin he says, and it's a twisted b*stard of a penguin