every time a little child is born, they are assigned one(1) anime girl to watch over them and serve as their protector. once said child turns twelve, however, the anime girl will begin to devour their sweet, balmy soul, slowly killing them from the inside out. i will tell you which anime girl is ushering you to your very own miserable demise

all responses are based on a laboratory tested, fda approved algorithm. do not question me or you will be sent into exile

smishly - nene sakurada

furry - midousuji akira

littlewhitey - eru chitanda

xJade - radish spirit

alise - dorm leader

Harrold - yuuko

mist - tsukasa hiiragi

darv - kintaro oe

Rutab - kurashita tsukimi

Edark - rize kamishiro

appleofmyeye - agumon

ThomasDuBois - sister angela

Sirius - ichigo momomiya

Katie - mio akiyama

HEAVYBREATHING - kanchome

EraldoCoil - celty

Aura - sakura kyoko

swan - bobobo-bo bo-bobo