over 9 years

techniques for pills?? the internet literally sucks and i need to take a pill but i can't physically force myself to do it because i'm scared it'll get stuck in my throat the same as the last 4 have

disappointing thread/10

over 9 years
Well I don't give a flip.
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I think the premise was more contraceptives than fellatio, personally
over 9 years
In case anyone doesn't get the joke, he's making a joke about fellatio. That's why it's funny, haha.
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I mean really, you don't need to take a pill for swallowing - it's safe.
over 9 years
Hello Internet how to take pill
over 9 years
Holy lol at the premise of this thread
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i just woke up from some really bad nightmares. i have ptsd dudes
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in fairness, dude basically lived out every awkward dude's laughing girl nightmare .... only over the internet, to be even extra of a sucker. not very nice lol
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going off-topic in a thread that's posted in the off-topic subforum where does this meta joyride end
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Rutab says

Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever


how desperate are u to be the good guy
over 9 years
oh my god hes still going
over 9 years
TLDR i shot rutab down multiple times on skype, then in games, then on forums. now he's mad, because i still make fun of him for it.
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Also before I go I technically could get Ariel a harassment violation since those logs were already told to stay private by admins, but note that I am not going to because apparently I offended her with my joke, so whatever
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not-tldr version please
over 9 years

Sims says

guys hit on me all the time


ur cute
over 9 years
rutab is pulling a giga now lmao
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god made man perverted as heck, it's not our fault. especially garyoak
over 9 years
guys hit on me all the time
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Ok I am going to let this air out now

TLDR: I was a 16 year old thirsty moron before I even felt the touch of a woman and I chose Ariel because she was nice to me (lol), and now I admit it and said sorry and am moving on like a big boy

bye
over 9 years

Rutab says


Togepi says

Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.


She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off


It's not a joke if it's not funny. Say it again, kid.
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also, the josh/steve accusations are pretty funny, considering the fact that the only time i make a scene about guys on EM is when i'm shaming them for hitting on me/perving on me
over 9 years

Kelly says


runwithfire says

Posting Logs Isn't Nice


i think you're nice =]


you too kelly, I'm a huge fan :)
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Togepi says

Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.


She overreacted to my joke before I even said that bleep off
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runwithfire says

Posting Logs Isn't Nice


i think you're nice =]
over 9 years
Can we not dismiss her being offended about you saying that she was sexually involved with a 30 year old by calling her "lil miss priss" ? Because that's [redacted] stupid.