bell - because you're helpful and sociable
Sirius - because you're one crazy but capable dude
Lashka - because you're loyal and aggressive with a bit of a dark side
Arcbell - because you have many different sides to you and are rather a quirk
Zedd - because you like trendy electronic music and i fancy electabuzz a trendy electric pokemon
Wetzel - because you're sweet and airy and a bit shy
ling - because you're laid back and sociable and not as stupid as you look
jackattack123 - because you're happy and eager and have a few tricks up your sleeve (impressions!)
Billstickers - because you're sharp and thick skinned and at times devilish
runwithfire - because you're a doll but not totally innocent
Sachy - because you're cold as ice (of course!) and self protective, but certainly legendary
GaryOak - because he's good at whipping up a storm, works behind the scenes (hail support)
BadSeed - because you're both bad seeds?
turquoise - because you're firey and mischievous but you have your elegance
bernin - because you provide some comic mischief whilst being a generally cool dude
Sonrio - because you're a little guy who tries
Polo - because you're a happy, gentle fellow with your head in the clouds
projectmatt - because you're good at sensing people's auras (kind of mr. armchair psychologist)
Sharon - because you become passionate when you're fired up
Anthony - because you're reliable and earnest
SystemOverload - because you're analytical and can take down bullies twice your size
appleofmyeye - because you are sweet and always offering your best wishes
Mitch - because you were many girls' knight in shining armor
Retti - because you can take a lot of and still live to see another day
Jackhammer - because you're underdeveloped but capable of great things (belly drum + extremespeed), and always willing to lend a Helping Hand
Cosmostylin - because you're smart and you can apply it well, also because you like spoons (for heroin)
Edark - because you have a big mouth, ha!
Zhuorb - because you evolved from an angry little dude into a sharper, smoother dude
BearGuru - because you got great willpower and determination despite your petite size
itg - because you're unconventional, sometimes seen as annoying, but also effective
rutab - because you're a chic fella and appearance matters
sims - because you're always in an uproar and being loud is your biggest weapon
alise - because you're a cute little lost soul
Harrold - because you're an electric bloke who enjoys the hunt
peach - because you are obsessed with the rank things in life
Satan - because you're a gentle ocean-loving giant
Rondar - because you're pensive and thoughtful, wise beyond your years
AregVrt - because uh you're rambunctious, like a prankster sableye
Connor - because you're a fighter with a sense of pride and stature
Kelly - because you're a female who got less offensive over time (notice jynx's reducing blackface from pokemon red/blue to pokemon x/y)
Wolfblitzer - because i just don't know you that well
Snaxer - because you're younger than satan
Jaleb - because you're a math whiz with a positive attitude
happy0wns - sorry for the unflattering truth, maybe i need to get to know you and evolve you into the wonderful crobat you really are?
emmerlouise - ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡°) says it all
Renaldo - because you're a jolly, festive man who likes salsa dancing
Togepi - because you are a queen who doesn't take no , cuz nidoqueen is the original badass female pokemon
ScubaSteve - because you're thick-skinned, but a seemingly sickly guy. also weezing is bald
vilden - because you've got a subtle, non-flashy coolness about you
evolpz - because i don't know you very well but you seem cool. much like this heliolisk
Sammie - because you came out of your cocoon, and not as a stupid ugly dustox
prisonbreak - because you like being unknown