Epicmafia

over 9 years

because when most people do things they have an objective or end result in mind.

over 9 years

bill literally just implied that i want to shoot up a school because i said that joking about shooting up a school is bad

like take a look in your mirror dude

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Sims says

i wish i knew what you were trying to accomplish by telling other users you think they'd shoot up a school.

why do i always have to be trying to accomplish something

Goodbar

over 9 years

ifls says

john get over here and buy me alcohol

how about i kill myself before i have to listen to your drunken high pitched giggles match the resonance frequency of my body and cause me to explode to death

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Lashka says

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2983026/Teenage-virgin-tried-kill-three-women-street-left-note-police-boasting-loved-smell-flesh-ripped-jailed-21-years.html

That guy went to college with me

this explains EVERYTHING

Giga

over 9 years

BiIIStickers says

think giga's getting worked up because i inaccurately attributed his school shooting desires to slow

no that's not what i'm doing actually. again, you're being overly mean for no reason

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billstickers, this uncomfortable rant needs you saying "autism" at least three times per post.

Sims

over 9 years

i wish i knew what you were trying to accomplish by telling other users you think they'd shoot up a school.

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I can't wait til zovea gets modded.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2983026/Teenage-virgin-tried-kill-three-women-street-left-note-police-boasting-loved-smell-flesh-ripped-jailed-21-years.html

That guy went to college with me

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lol thanks you too bear

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think giga's getting worked up because i inaccurately attributed his school shooting desires to slow

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neptune says

Lashka says

Steve says

BiIIStickers says

i'm really upset that people are lambasting retti for drinking rumchata because rumchata is delicious

I'll lambaste whoever the hell I want. My doctor said I can't drink, and knowing that there's people out there with the actual ability to consume alcohol are drinking Rumchata, of all things, irks the heck outta me.

Did your doc put you under the "Liverpool fan protection scheme"

ur kicking us while we're down mika

15 more hours until I say "screw it" and go on a four-day bender.

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john get over here and buy me alcohol

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and now those chads are on a permanent break from life, because that's what they deserve for taking the girls that elliott wanted to sleep with

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Sirius says

i don't think ur epicmafia's most likely to shoot up a school, bear.

thanks, i'm glad we unbanned you

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Hahaha hahaha

Giga

over 9 years

i don't give a **** about the context joking about shooting up a school isn't ok

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BiIIStickers says

Slow says

i mean, if you think telling me that you told your internet girlfriend bad stuff about me is a masterstroke, then we'll have to agree to disagree.

no, i just think there's a correlation between what Elliott Rodger wrote before he went out and shot a bunch of Chads, and what you wrote before you Quit Epicmafia Forever

everyone needs a break every now and then.

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BiIIStickers says

Steve says

BiIIStickers says

i'm really upset that people are lambasting retti for drinking rumchata because rumchata is delicious

I'll lambaste whoever the hell I want. My doctor said I can't drink, and knowing that there's people out there with the actual ability to consume alcohol are drinking Rumchata, of all things, irks the heck outta me.

why dont you find a doctor that doesn't hate you instead

I would, but as it turns out, not drinking's been really good for me the last month or so, so I'm going to stick with it unless my medication gets switched.

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i don't think ur epicmafia's most likely to shoot up a school, bear.

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BiIIStickers says

Lashka says

BiIIStickers says

Steven says

I think bill has a better application thus far than any mod I can think of

well, i haven't pretended to be a cat, so i think i'm getting points for that

It's the opposite, though. You need to be a cat so you can look cute and be lazy, two key mod traits.

sorry jasper i couldn't do reports because i was sleeping for literally 20 hours every day

literally me

Goodbar

over 9 years

Steve says

BiIIStickers says

i'm really upset that people are lambasting retti for drinking rumchata because rumchata is delicious

I'll lambaste whoever the hell I want. My doctor said I can't drink, and knowing that there's people out there with the actual ability to consume alcohol are drinking Rumchata, of all things, irks the heck outta me.

NO A STEVE WHO CANT GET DRUNK IS LIKE A CHICKEN WHO CANT LAY EGGS. AND IS TOO FULL OF ARSENIC TO EAT!

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Slow says

i mean, if you think telling me that you told your internet girlfriend bad stuff about me is a masterstroke, then we'll have to agree to disagree.

no, i just think there's a correlation between what Elliott Rodger wrote before he went out and shot a bunch of Chads, and what you wrote before you Quit Epicmafia Forever

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Drinking nasty alcohol is dumb.

Hey Dumbasses