over 9 years

As you all know I've spent a lot of time on this site on the moderation team, and generally "in the know" with respect to sensitive site issues and politics.

What you don't know is that things really aren't OK on this site.. my desire for power and to keep the engine of intrigue going on this site for my own personal interest has resulted in the concealment of a great many things I'm not proud of. As it happens, I'm not quite as Machiavellian at heart as I'd like to think I am, and my feelings of guilt and remorse have taken a very serious toll on me.

I know nothing I can say will truly unburden me from my sins, but I can't keep quiet about these things any longer. I apologize in advance to everyone whose dirty laundry is about to be aired in public, but you know you deserve it as much as I do, and the public deserves to know.

  • First an foremost, I must inform you all that "admin" is no longer Phillip Wang. Several months ago he formally handed over ownership of the site to Laexio and has had nothing to do with it since. Laexio has been running the site as his own personal domain from the shadows ever since.
  • Secondly, the mod team is entirely corrupt. The "discussion" that takes place in mod chat over reports usually consists of "hey, I've got a report on X, should I vio?", "Nah, I like X, he hammered my CC yesterday", "Oh, ok I'll no vio then."
  • Furthermore, if you've ever wondered why you sent in an application, and haven't been modded, it's because moderators don't actually post applications they receive unless it's someone who's their friend. Even then, it only takes 1 person on the mod team who has a slight distaste for you, and you're vetoed forever.
  • Anyone who finds out about the mods corruption is deemed a "banned user" .. anyone can disappear or be silenced at the click of a button. We just claim it's "abc" or something and ban/forum ban them. Notice how xxerox hasn't been around lately? Yeah.
  • Something the majority of you will be interested to know is that cheating mods actually cheat. It's a running joke. That's how they're so good at catching cheaters -- they actually practice it themselves, in mod chat no less! Here are some authentic skype logs of mods cheating in mod chat:

[1:28:25 PM] Polo: lul i'm blue lul [1:28:32 PM] Jasper: same lol!! [1:28:41 PM] Polo: don't lynch me k? lul. [1:29:00 PM] Jasper: k. btw what does "chicken soup for the soul" mean? [1:29:14 PM] Polo: idk lul its just something people say you know?

  • Presently there are numerous non-mods who are being leaked to. We don't know who these leakers are, and we don't care. Shivv, Giga, Eris, Rednose, Slow, Sims, Shacky, Apostasy are all currently sitting in our mod chat, and we encourage them to post whatever they like on the forums. Because it's funny.
  • You know about abc right? Who doesn't? Well, get ready to have your mind blown: abc is the mods. That's right. "abc" is a collective persona used by moderators to troll, cheat, throw, post x rated material, or do anything they like without it being publically known.

I hope you've found this enlightening. The cost of me sharing all this information with the public will probably be some mysterious logs of me cheating being found and outed, followed by my immediate ban and deletion of this thread. I hope you'll spread the word so we can rise up against our masters and end the corruption that is the mods.

#modsarethefkersapril2015

over 9 years
Even then, it only takes 1 person on the mod team who has a slight distaste for you, and you're vetoed forever.

this is the only truthful part of this thread
over 9 years
this isn't an april fools thread, i've been in the mod chat for months.
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screenshot just in case it is real.
over 9 years
april fools
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i read this part at the end cause i saw it after posting my reply:

You know about abc right? Who doesn't? Well, get ready to have your mind blown: abc is the mods.

i will not be reading the rest of the thread
over 9 years
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over 9 years
Mmhmm
over 9 years
worst april fools thread ever
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You typed all of this out for a bad april fools joke that no one is going to believe or read. Grats man.
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bad april fools thread?