Epicmafia

sonseray

deletedover 9 years

after trying to play a few competitive games, feel like it's time for me to move on from this website like so many others have. it's been fun, guys.

sep 2010 - march 2015

look what you did to kyle.

deletedover 9 years

im shocked that sonseray thinks i require a padawan. jill is like a little birdie that i send out to acquire lore and reward w/ hot dickings

deletedover 9 years

Bill tacitly respects my commitment to chaos

Lux

over 9 years

Alex doesn't have any morals btw he goes after everyone so ur probably just as dangerous as froot

deletedover 9 years

That's why I go after Caroline, the alpha female of epic mafia

Shmeur

over 9 years

i just saw a pic of sonseray

Lux

over 9 years

Bite me dude

deletedover 9 years

Jill you should start with smaller game. Bill only goes after me because he likes to take on dangerous prey

Lux

over 9 years

I hope ur love story doesn't end in u giving her small pox resulting to her death ://///

deletedover 9 years

She scratched the 8 ball on this one but if Bill snuggles up close and helps her work on her form next time she'll take a perfect shot and boy, will I be SEETHING

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I feel like Bill is coaching Jill how to rail on me like a normal guy might teach a chick to play pool

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Lux says

Apostasy says

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

u should look for chicks in florida so you'd get the best of both worlds

She could role play the aboriginal Australian and I the strangely alluring conquering white man

Sonrio

over 9 years

o//////////////o

deletedover 9 years

And as the sun, that had been too afraid to show its face in this city, started to turn the black into grey, I smiled. Not out of happiness. But because I knew... that one day, I wouldn't have to do this anymore. One day, I could stop fighting. Because one day... I would win. One day, there will be no pain, no loss, no crime. Because of me, because I fight. For you. One day, I will win.

Lux

over 9 years

Apostasy says

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

u should look for chicks in florida so you'd get the best of both worlds

deletedover 9 years

mine are fast cars and winning.

deletedover 9 years

My interests include freeing subjugated internet communities from the tyrannical oppression of the aristocracy and long walks on the beach

deletedover 9 years

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

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p*ssy ;)

deletedover 9 years

Slaying mods, slaying Bad Boyz. Man, is there anything I can't slay?

Lux

over 9 years

Nice 1

deletedover 9 years

i don't want to live on an epicmafia without kyle.

AsbelLhant

over 9 years

Bye kyie

deletedover 9 years

Kyle became meek, and the next generation of players feasted upon his flesh in a ritual killing

deletedover 9 years

i like kyle. i'll miss him now that he's in dog heaven.

deletedover 9 years

Gone for a while, possibly for good. Don't know. It's a weird feeling.