im shocked that sonseray thinks i require a padawan. jill is like a little birdie that i send out to acquire lore and reward w/ hot dickings

Bill tacitly respects my commitment to chaos

Alex doesn't have any morals btw he goes after everyone so ur probably just as dangerous as froot

That's why I go after Caroline, the alpha female of epic mafia

i just saw a pic of sonseray

Bite me dude

Jill you should start with smaller game. Bill only goes after me because he likes to take on dangerous prey

I hope ur love story doesn't end in u giving her small pox resulting to her death ://///

She scratched the 8 ball on this one but if Bill snuggles up close and helps her work on her form next time she'll take a perfect shot and boy, will I be SEETHING

I feel like Bill is coaching Jill how to rail on me like a normal guy might teach a chick to play pool

Lux says

Apostasy says

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

u should look for chicks in florida so you'd get the best of both worlds

She could role play the aboriginal Australian and I the strangely alluring conquering white man

o//////////////o

And as the sun, that had been too afraid to show its face in this city, started to turn the black into grey, I smiled. Not out of happiness. But because I knew... that one day, I wouldn't have to do this anymore. One day, I could stop fighting. Because one day... I would win. One day, there will be no pain, no loss, no crime. Because of me, because I fight. For you. One day, I will win.

Apostasy says

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

u should look for chicks in florida so you'd get the best of both worlds

mine are fast cars and winning.

My interests include freeing subjugated internet communities from the tyrannical oppression of the aristocracy and long walks on the beach

Every time I actually do get laid I think to myself "Man, and this chick doesn't even know about my extensive e-resume" as I slide into home

p*ssy ;)

Slaying mods, slaying Bad Boyz. Man, is there anything I can't slay?

Nice 1

i don't want to live on an epicmafia without kyle.

Bye kyie

Kyle became meek, and the next generation of players feasted upon his flesh in a ritual killing

i like kyle. i'll miss him now that he's in dog heaven.

Gone for a while, possibly for good. Don't know. It's a weird feeling.