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Deep Thinking

deletedover 9 years

After a hard workout and coming home to bang my model husband, I sat down and had myself a protein shake. I started to ponder the whole which hurts more kicked in the nuts vs child birth. As i sipped on my shake i came to the conclusion that a woman will say after a year that she wouldn't mind having another baby, have you ever heard a guy say he wouldnt mind getting kicked in the nuts again?

I rest my case

deletedover 9 years

Katie says

i bet guys would be queuing up to get kicked in the nuts if every time afterwards somebody came up to them and handed them a year's supply of free beer


Do i get tax breaks with the beer too?
over 9 years
this reminds of this one thing i saw on the news where they made this simulator for men on how it feels to be in labor

many men were physically and emotionally scarred that day
over 9 years
I bet Rutab hasn't been kicked in the nuts
over 9 years
i bet guys would be queuing up to get kicked in the nuts if every time afterwards somebody came up to them and handed them a year's supply of free beer
over 9 years
who really cares, in the grand scheme of the universe
deletedover 9 years
And fyi I'd rather be kicked in thre nuts, labor pains are probably 1000100000x worse
deletedover 9 years
Yeah, well the precious moment of having a child keeps women wanting more more, even though it's the most pain they'll ever feel. Child birth is a very special thing :)
over 9 years
holy
over 9 years
Man, I gotta say, I never thought about it that way