Epicmafia

EM King of the Hill Characters

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Post in this thread to find out what king of the hill character you are, but of Epicmafia.. You also get a quote from that character

When I did the historical characters one I got some complaints about people getting their feelings hurt. This thread is just for fun. Don't post here if your ovaries are bigger than your brain

I will even give myself a super mean one, so it's fair.

Sonseray: http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Dauterive Bill (Now that kyle is gone)

Me trying to e-date Keri "Hi! Smiles as he tries to cut his steak with a spork Oh, they won't let me have a knife. I'm in the middle of killing myself! Do you like iguanas?"

Sims: Rad Thibodeaux- http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Rad_Thibodeaux

Satan: Buck Strickland http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Buck_Strickland

Jackattack: http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Buckley

Edark: http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_Boomhauer

BearGuru: http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Bobby_Hill

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Satan says

Apostasy says

Fun fact: I've marathoned this show on a heavy dose of LSD. It was quite the experience.

i did that, but superjail and that was quite the experience

That sounds scary dude, you're a braver man than I. King of the Hill was like watching a perfect depiction of the American dream realized. Superjail would freak me the hell out.

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Sonseray give me one

Satan

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Apostasy says

Fun fact: I've marathoned this show on a heavy dose of LSD. It was quite the experience.

i did that, but superjail and that was quite the experience

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Sims says

projectmatt says

Alright

you're the asian girl that bobby dates

LMAO. Stop upstaging me how am I going to top that

Sims

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projectmatt says

Alright

you're the asian girl that bobby dates

projectmatt

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Alright

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Fun fact: I've marathoned this show on a heavy dose of LSD. It was quite the experience.

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ok.

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jasper is the son of dale.

Sims

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Rutab says

me.

bobby

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me.

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I bet you're reading this thread Jasprar. Post here. You know you want to see what I can do

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Bonus BiiiStickers quote

Hank: Dale, you stole a news van?

Dale: It's the perfect crime, how will they ever report it?

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i like that "shivv cheated" is the conspiracy theory over "shivv was framed for cheating by abc for no particular reason"

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shivv didn't cheat for his fourth, that's for sure.

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king of the hill is the best comedy series there is

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this topic was made just for my post

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BiIIStickers says

http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Chane_Wassanasong me

Actually I was waiting for you to post

http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Dale_Gribble

You sure do have some crazy conspiracy theories about Shivv cheating, and anonymous mods being a good idea

DALE: Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jacka**! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!

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http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Chane_Wassanasong me

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Well guys, this is the first opinions thread I've ever finished and also my Magnus Opus of opinions threads. I had a lot of fun

*Takes bow, exits stage left*

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good style.

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Hibiki says

huh

http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Hank_Hill

Hank: You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.

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Slow says

well stop hogging bill all for youself, send some of that hunk my way ;)

Bill dressed as Lenore

Bill Dauterive: My name is Lenore silly, and I've come back because I love Bill so much!, and I really missed him!

https://41.media.tumblr.com/44ed1c728b6dd5bb8b1f1a81979e4c4c/tumblr_mfvfn7li4X1rwldt1o1_500.jpg

I'm proud of this one. I even used a pic from tumblr

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BlackBattler says

Excitement

http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Hal

HANK: You sure you never worked in propane?
HAL: Hobby, that's all.

Hibiki

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huh