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we're doing a mass self-delete at 9 est. we're getting as many people as we can to delete their accounts at the exact same time. its gonna be off the charts.

over 10 years
BUT STILL I'M HAVIN' MEMORIES OF HIGH SPEEDS WHEN THE COPS CRASH

AS I LAUGH PUSHIN' THE GAS WHILE MY GLOCKS BLAST
deletedover 10 years
20 epicmafia tokens to whomever deletes all of their epicmafia accounts
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Sims says

my #1 epicmafia sin is that i havne't deleted sooner.


amen
over 10 years
in 24 hours, maybe
over 10 years
my #1 epicmafia sin is that i havne't deleted sooner.
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Giga13 says

its funny how you guys don't even diss the people who actually cheat or the ones like sidekick who just do it for no reason


it's ALMOST as hilarious as all these people who are going to kill off their mafia accounts...except for that one guy lol
deletedover 10 years
since we're all deleting, now would be a good time to confess their epicmafia sins
over 10 years
Don't put me in, my time isn't now
over 10 years

ScubaSteve says


Giga13 says

its funny how you guys don't even diss the people who actually cheat or the ones like sidekick who just do it for no reason


U MAD? LOL


im fuming in real life
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Giga13 says

its funny how you guys don't even diss the people who actually cheat or the ones like sidekick who just do it for no reason


U MAD? LOL
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Well! It was nice knowing yinz, because Doomsday is upon us. According to Scripture, the first two signs of the apocalypse are:

1. A goblin of the underworld shalt sign a princess with a voice of gold to his record label, and so the two will beget a heavily Auto-Tuned music video starring a mythical beast.

2. And lo! For a chasm shalt suddenly appear at the End of the World.
over 10 years
lmao natstar
over 10 years
Aw I miss Natstar.
over 10 years
i'll do that but i'll put a brick on the gas pedal so i die.
over 10 years
IT'S HAPPENIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apostasy says

I'm going to rev my engine all the way to the edge and then stop abruptly with my super-effective brakes and watch you all fly off the edge, and I am left best mafia player standing


actually, that's me.
over 10 years
its funny how you guys don't even diss the people who actually cheat or the ones like sidekick who just do it for no reason
over 10 years
well if shieldbearer is going then i can't back out. this is happening, in 20 minutes
over 10 years
i got destroyed
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Apostasy says

I'm going to rev my engine all the way to the edge and then stop abruptly with my super-effective brakes and watch you all fly off the edge, and I am left best mafia player standing


you would need something like that to happen for you to take that title in reality.

dang, sick burn
over 10 years
o_o see you guys on the flip side
deletedover 10 years
it takes a big man to win trophies

it takes a bigger man to delete your account
deletedover 10 years
last 30 minutes on the website, im getting teary-eyed
over 10 years

ScubaSteve says


Giga13 says

You'll all be back like tomorrow




Giga I think you should reconsider, and instead, join us.


This is his livelyhood - stop.
over 10 years
wow i got rekt.