because he's a thief (see first comment)
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why you stealin apple's thread
hey babe after this i might need a lawyer .. cus you might take half my SH*T
bby r u bomb cuz i want u to take me with u
that thread turned bad and off topic so its k
hey guys look this nerd took 5 minutes to find an old thread!! haha
You want to win a trophy?
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Maybe I'm just the drunk but you would make a great actress
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oh darn....someone beat me to it <:(((
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BWAHAHA is it wrong I laughed so hard to this??? xDDD
hey girl are you a snoop? because my Facebook password is my business, not yours!
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I'll be the sheriff and you be the hooker. I'm placing you under arrest for prostitution. However there is one way you can get away with charges.
It involves my "gun"
omg im so sorry that was terrible
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hey girl are you hooker let's ****
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Hey baby, you the cop? Cuz you should check me every night ;))))
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Hey babe I'm a villager by day but I turn into a killer in bed
hey girl are you a voodoo lady because if you are i don't want to go out with you because you might kill me if i break up with you.
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All pick up lines are bad lol
Hey baby Im an oracle. Do you want to sleep with me, the question is rhetorical. Lolololol that was bad I know ahaha
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~~~~~~I'm bored lol ~~~~~~
hey girl are you this thread? because you're really lame but i'll play along...
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I'll go first...
Hey baby, are you the theif? Cuz I think you just stole my heart.
