wow majesticterrapin i've seen you recently!!
you were at the clearance bin at the dollar store

Wasnt worthy of an actual Korean avatar.

a weeaboo

not even a real pirate

you smell like rotten lettuce

Probably lives in a favela

uses pizza grease to jerk off

"Greatest pro here"
>vegges

Doesn't even likes pies.

Is actually a dairy farmer

fights like a dairy farmer!

failed the IQ test

Failed the captcha bot test.

hardly ever guises n1

more like LAMEofmafia haha am i right guys like and subscribe for more rad original jokes xdddd

Probably not rich

probably not a pornstar

>doesnt have a bday candle for bane's bday on cupcake

Spending his adult life getting mocked in sandbox

spending his teen life getting mocked in sandbox

ruining my mocking by posting before me and forcing me to edit

>not godzilla

spending his birthday getting mocked in sandbox

Spends too much time mocking people.

His goal is to be acknowledge by tumblr users in a decades old java based circlejerk simulator how lame can you get lmao