are these keri questions serious? are you about to become an edater sonseray? please don't.

Keri is not into me like that

justrec2m 30s
are you getting gold this round


I can't run for 4 rounds because Keri comped sex and lies and is thus now my least favorite person ever, because it is my destiny to comp sex and lies when I win my next trophy

do u love her

i wasn't implying anything. i was more like outrightly stating that she fawns over you relentlessly and i know you wont budge

My question is twofold:

1) What is your most recent score on a professionally administered, standardized IQ test?

124. I am a pretty smart cookie but not quite as smart as I like to pretend to be sometimes.

2) If you had to choose between having to s a d irl (random), or never visiting epicmafia.com again in your life, which would you choose?

I would definitely never log into epicmafia again. I love mafia but I'm not gonna s a d dude gross, ew.

riot plz

Aura1m 33s
when will you + keri announce you're official?

Keri comped Sex and lies and is now my mortal enemy forever


Connor36s
i think the better question is when will you stop tugging her along so that she realises u won't go anywhere

I don't understand what you are implying here, but I'm sure you're taking a shot at me so screw you, Connor.

Gargle Gargle

fellatio

s a d?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

are you getting gold this round

My question is twofold:

1) What is your most recent score on a professionally administered, standardized IQ test?

2) If you had to choose between having to s a d irl (random), or never visiting epicmafia.com again in your life, which would you choose?

Aura says

when will you + keri announce you're official?

i think the better question is when will you stop tugging her along so that she realises u won't go anywhere

when will you + keri announce you're official?

Riotkiller2m 53s
What is your favoured form of contraception?

I use condoms the most but they totally suck, so I guess my answer will be The Pill.

y u so bad

Police2m 43s
It's gambit time, Sonseray.

I give you one chance now to retract your honesty pledge before I unleash on you the most embarrassing question I can imagine.

Hit me baby one more time

Aura3m 23s
do u have any male crushes

Irl I am straight, but as far as epicmafia goes Riotkiller is a pretty suave mafia player and he makes me swoon like a on a 90 degree day with a tight corset.

Mitch25m 42s
what's your drink of choice

Gin and tonic is probably my favorite drink overall, and what we drink the most in my dorm hall. Everclear is great if you want to go totally crazy out of your mind and is a solid choice for the fiscally-aware alcoholic at 190 proof. Steel Reserve is great for being a 8% alcohol content beer, and I am a sucker for Jim Bean's Devil's Cut whiskey because I thought the ad campaign was pretty freaking cool

What is your favoured form of contraception?

It's gambit time, Sonseray.

I give you one chance now to retract your honesty pledge before I unleash on you the most embarrassing question I can imagine.

do u have any male crushes

Connor25m 9s
does your lack of gold trophy make you feel inadequate


Tbh it frustrates me more than it probably should

apeescaper says

what's your opinion of me since you didnt do me in that one thread

You're a cool dude and great to play mafia with, probs one of my favorite people on the site. You're a lightweight and completely ridiculous when you are drunk and sometimes I have to restrain myself from being rude to you tbh. Also, Engineering is a lame career choice for people without dreams