Now, I know that just about EVERYONE is confused and perplexed by now. Yes, it is true, I am not yet a mod.
This must be strange to some of you. It feels like everyday someone is asking me, "Why aren't you a mod yet?" I don't know what to tell them. Why is the world an unhappy place? Why do bad things happen to good people? Why am I not a mod?
These are questions we will probably not know the answers to for a long time, but I must beg of you, not to worry. Some day, in the distant future, I will probably be mod. We all know that these things take time.
As far as what you can do, just don't get too worried. Whatever you do, do not SEND MESSAGES TO THE MODS DEMANDING THAT THEY MAKE ME MODERATOR OR YOU WILL LEAVE THE SITE. Do NOT do that. That would be a shame, (and highly effective,) but resist all temptations to take part in such a wonderful event. Don't do. Please. Don't. I beg of you. I know you want to, but don't. No good will come of it.
Just relax, and be patient
-Benjamin250.