To bring some positivity to these forums, I think we all sat back, smiled, and though about which moderator we'd most like to sleep with. They're people too, and it's time to bring us all back into one big happy community! :)
Due to the limitation of ten options, there was no room for Himapapa, Moocow, or Police (secret mods cannot be sexy). However, if they do more reports in future I personally pledge to ensure they make it on the next poll :).
And at the final count, it appears the beautiful Tashie has been voted EM's Sexiest Moderator. 20 Riot Tokens will be delivered to her immediately.
A noble runner-up shout goes to that ol' Casanova, Retti, a beast of a man. He needs no prize, as he gets all the ladies anyway.