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Your Doorbell Rings.

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it's the pizza guy. tip well.

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(being dead you raise no complaints)
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you start to open the door but shacky instantly blows you to bits with his pump action shotgun then calmy walks into your living room and starts eating your tv dinner
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you8r door bell rings its sims, *****
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your doorbell rings. it's me, *****.
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i think if you word in the food industry, it should be legally acceptable for you to spit in the food of people who are rude.
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i wonder about how much food i've consumed in life that has been tainted with spit, urine, semen, etc. by people who either did it spite fully or unwittingly soiled my food.
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never take your eyes off the pizza guy.
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Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.
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you gotta deliver the pizza. soon before i get weak-a
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please mister pizza man.
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The pizza man always rings twice.
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quack, tbh.
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Arcbell says

Is this a spoof of my old thread?


possibly.
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Sidekick says

your doorbell rings its a duck do you:

C) compare the situation to the impressionist movement
D) All of the above


E) A and B
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your doorbell rings its a duck do you:

C) compare the situation to the impressionist movement
D) All of the above
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Arcbell says

Is this a spoof of my old thread?


every thread is a spoof. We're just your imagination
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Is this a spoof of my old thread?
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ducks are sacred.
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yes
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duckpost??
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hey buddy im only here to ****post what do you expect
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kill all men
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alise says

why not a pizza girl


gross