The Crunk Scribe Archive –Editor-in-Chief: MafiaGod – Ed. 1
CRUDLINES
Mod Attack On Facebook!
– As Mr. Lucid Rains was contemplating an evening out to play pool at the SaltyDog Bar after 9 pm yesterday a man named A. Louis completely busted into Lucid's conversation and said, "Didn't you create epicmafia? Come back please the moderators are out of control. Save us ALL they are killing off accounts left and right. I've been deleted and can't find myself." Mr. Lucid Rains responded with, "Sigh, I am so ready to just site delete and clear the server. Sometimes I wish I never would have make EpicMafia. Maybe I could get abc123 to come back and pin a site self destruction on him."
– This comes as a fatal blow as Jasprar steps up as a new admin. under the supervision of Vancy. Constant reports have been in complaint in the main lobby and there are threats that mods will now be self modding their own reports without governance. Accounts have randomly gone missing. They are gone so we do not know who they are. Where will this new corrupt group of circlejerkers lead us next? Oh the agony! The horror!
*Details have been changed to protect the identity of those involved.
CRUCOLADES
MafiaGod - 190,000
Shmeuraconda - 140,000
Timothy - 125,000
Pacifist - 120,000
CRURTS
EM Olympics Team America took the grand prize. With Manning taking Gold, CaeruleumDea taking Silver, and caroline taking Bronze.
Round 248 – Lashka took Gold, Sidekick took Silver, and Hobbes took Bronze.
Round 251 – The current rankings are #1 Harrold 825 #2 Kristy 694 #3 meaks 643 #4 OmahaWins 642 and #5 Arcbell 636. Good luck to all who are running. Go support your favorite players.
CRUDVICE
– If you self vote and ask others to vote you as town, that is against your win condition and will be reported as Game Throwing.
– "Instantly killing the jailed in manhunt and similar setups will be treated the same as hipfiring from now on. Please ask for claims or initiate protown conversation during jailings." – pereking
CRUMICS
CRUSSIFIEDS
SELLING
Lalchimiste is selling stickers for half price.
MafiaGod is selling Mafia Chronciles at base price to the first four players who respond to this ad.
WANTING
RedMage928 is looking for any used trophies you do not want pls send them to him via PM.
Jacob97 is looking for someone to love.
Anyone who would like to contribute to any part of this so we can make one each month.
CRUTHER
November 2014 was a wild month for many areas of the country as temperatures see-sawed back and forth between record warmth and unprecedented cold. We compiled the warmest and coldest temperatures of the month for 272 locations in the U.S., using NOAA's list of "first-order" climate stations. We then computed the difference between the month's high and the month's low to determine which places had the largest and smallest temperature swings in November 2014.
Here are the 14 first-order weather stations that saw a temperature swing of at least 80 degrees within the month of November this year:
- Casper, Wyoming: 99 degrees (high 72, low -27)
- Lander, Wyoming: 89 degrees (high 71, low -18)
- Great Falls, Montana: 88 degrees (high 66, low -22)
- (tie) Sheridan, Wyoming: 87 degrees (high 70, low -17)
- (tie) Valentine, Nebraska: 87 degrees (high 73, low -14)
- (tie) Denver, Colorado: 86 degrees (high 72, low -14)
- (tie) Goodland, Kansas: 86 degrees (high 80, low -6)
- Aberdeen, South Dakota: 85 degrees (high 68, low -17)
- (tie) Havre, Montana: 84 degrees (high 65, low -19)
- (tie) Pueblo, Colorado: 84 degrees (high 75, low -9)
- Norfolk, Nebraska: 82 degrees (high 77, low -5)
- Grand Island, Nebraska: 81 degrees (high 78, low -3)
- (tie) Bismarck, North Dakota: 80 degrees (high 66, low -14)
- (tie) Cheyenne, Wyoming: 80 degrees (high 66, low -14)
CRUSSIP
– EternalBlossom a new up and comer is believed to be strictlyirish/EMLouise reborn. Inquiries needed. If you see her ask her about it.
– Miloo7 has a master plan to take over the moderatorship by created a supersecret family full of cheater alts. Miloo7 must be stopped!
– SirSlick, rednose or abc?
CRUDITOR'S CRULUMN
– In the future I will write more things, I am just banned for today so I figured I would get a sample out of what we are doing. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
CRUUD
Jeffrey's & Josephine House - #8 Best New Restaurants in America 2013
CRUROSCOPE
Aries – You may have been a little difficult to be around lately. You like to treat yourself to a little moodiness from time to time, but the people around you might appreciate a little in game cooperation. There are days when you don't want to grow up and tend to troll, when it's time to play for real. Do people take you seriously when it's game time? Think about it.
Tarus – One thing is for sure, you'd rather be in bed with a good book than out in the stressful EM world. But you may be feeling like you're missing out on some of the good things in EpicMafia. How much time do you spend with other people? Why not TRY TO FIND SOMEONE who shares your taste for good books and bed? Ask people on EM the love of your life might be waiting for you.
Gemini – Your greatest quality is generosity. Your nature isn't to give to others in order to get something back but for the pleasure of giving. You just do not have enough tokens to give all those stickers away. This is how you get power and light. Think of all the people in the world who give of themselves without expecting anything in return. You don't have to make much effort to be one of those people just start with giving more compliments in games.
Cancer – It's important to take a hard look at yourself and know where you're going. A little self-analysis never hurt anyone, especially when you feel like you aren't getting anywhere in the EM world. But you have a tendency to go a little overboard with self-criticism. It was just one game. Take today to try and ignore that little voice in your head, or even prove it wrong!
Leo – you have a tendency to run away from confrontation, but today you might not be able to avoid it. Reports are coming. Those you thought were friends may be putting pressure on you. It's possible you've already worked out a solution to this problem. Tell them what he or she wants to hear so you can do what you want later.
Virgo – You may feel a little weary today. It's a good time to take stock of your life and play some more EM. You may have gotten some news about someone that has caused you some pain... play more EM. This is a good time to rely on the support of your EM relationships in order to reenergize yourself. Take the time to let other EM players take care of you.
Libra – You have the gift of being able to get your great ideas across to others. In your family, you may be the one who teaches new players about life and its responsibilities. Today one of them might teach you something you didn't know. You should never forget that education means communication, and communication is the exchange of ideas. If you have great site ideas, today is the day to post them.
Scorpio – There may be tension in the air as you go into games against players who do not want you around. This creates fatigue over a period of games that will start to wear on you. You may have managed to get into an argument with someone, but there might be a reason for this. Take advantage of the situation to clear the air with them.
Sagittarius – You don't live your life by EM's rules. Your freedom is what is most important to you. But despite your independence, there are days when you have the sudden, sinking feeling that you could wind up site banned. Today you should really begin to think about what the word "town-telling" means to you. Is it really so scary?
Capricorn – EM today almost seems like a (bad) dream. It's almost as if people are talking, but nothing intelligible is coming out of their mouths. Everyone is having trouble getting along. You feel like stepping in and telling them to calm down and play the game. Days like these are when people need you the most.
Aquarius – You can't spend all your time running from one comp to the next. You need to take a break from time to time and let those hearts generate to 10 or 20. You have all the energy you need, but you should think about relaxing yourself as a whole. Your body may need its batteries recharged. Pretty soon you will be in the thick of the action and you will need all the hearts you can get.
Pisces – Today's setup configuration has you wondering about an aspect of your life that causes you a good deal of hardship. Maybe those you made friends with are away and this is particularly hard on you. This may be causing some tension in about whether you should continue playing EM or not. You should make some new friends here today and build more report.
CRUBITUARIES
Players who are leaving. None submitted.
CRURTHS
Players who are new and interactive. None submitted.
