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Running for Moderator.

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I am running for moderator. I have a simple, 5 step program that can get everything in order, and bring the change that people are looking for on this site. Here they are;

Step 1.)Freedom

Step "freedom" is all about liberty to do what you please. I'm telling you, if I become a mod, I don't care HOW many cats you have, I will not interfere! I will not interfere!

2.)More Open Modding This step is all about mods that work under cover, without telling us what they are doing. If you ask one, "What are you doing", they may respond with "I'm secretly working undercover." IN my view, that is NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. The public of this site deserves to know what their mods are doing. I will ask that all communication between mods be made public to all users of the site. No secret bans, with deleted forum posts. I will work to the best of my ability to make some changes in this realm.

3.)Music What's going on with this? Tell me if this story sound familiar; You are listening to some songs on your computer, log into your account, start a game, and suddenly your music goes all wobbly sounding. The music should be off by default. I will not likely get control over this as mod, but I will ask that something be done about it. Were people really asking for a soundtrack? I think we were quite used to our own music.

4.)The Identity Issue What's up with weird accounts? Is the account with the username "Oprah" really OPRAH herself.? I started to bring this issue up a while ago, and when I brought this up, most mods seemed to think it was some kind of joke. I guess that tells you how seriously they take their jobs here. We can't have some fake "Oprah" impersonator coming in, pretending to be Oprah. That just isn't going to cut it. I also did a search and found what appears to be a "Bob Saget" impersonator account from a while ago. We need something to be done about this. What is the proper course of action if it is pretend? We can't have that happening. Can you IMAGINE the outrage; Imagine Oprah, minding her own business, planning a new show for her channel; "Oh, yess why I like that...More shows about reality stars," Then, someone bursts in asking her what she was doing on that "Epic mafia" site. Just imagine her saying 'OH, what? I don't use that site." Imagine the outrage, and think of the influence Oprah has! She knows Lindsay Lohan! LINDSAY LOHAN! Think of all the potential bad press, the headlines; "Epic Mafia, home of identity theft" "Epic Mafia, More Like EPIC FAIL in Protecting Celebrity Identities" HOW COULD WE RECOVER FROM THE BAD PRESS I TELL YOU? HOW COULD WE EVER REPAIR OUR IMAGE?! I want the mods to take the appropriate actions in response.

5.)More Public Input

Lastly, I want to make sure that everyone gets more of a say in what happens around here. I want people to have influence over decisions to ban. In controversial violations and bans, I think polls should be taken into account.

I would like to become a mod. Who's with me? Feel free to share YOUR voice, and vote in this poll.

Should I, Benjamin250, become a mod?
28
Yes.
9
No.
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Flux says

Flux4Mod

Wait...I'm a banned user




you can be a mod and a banned user.

just as long as you didn't get banned for cheating
over 10 years
Modding is already really transparent as it is compared to other websites. I think that aspect of it is just fine. The rest of your platform is decent enough, I guess.
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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember Benjamin250, that you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
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Thank you, ScubaSteve.
Your support has been priceless.

One day freedom and justice will reign here! Maybe!
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Flux4Mod

Wait...I'm a banned user

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I am bad, I am the wrath incarnate from years of established crime on epicmafia.com. I am the analog reincarnation of Indiana Jones. I will not hunt for treasure, nor will I seek forgiveness for my actions. My hands will not shake or falter before new arising situations. All attempts made against me will lag behind my self-paved path to moral purity. My mind and my body are in unison for the set purpose of typing out verdicts for the actions committed by my peers. All will be judged the same before the lord.
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Yeh.
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all anime is bad.
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I had dibs for years now
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I refuse to play ranked games of mafia unless benjamin250 is modded. Next step is a hunger strike.
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f u
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if i were to have one wish after quitting, it would be to mod benjamin250
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Sims says

mod benjamin250

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No Steve. None
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mod benjamin250
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1?
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Guess how many good mods there are now Steve
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bump.
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I wish I was this funny
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Just like ScubaSteve lol
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This guy is so funny
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"Epic Mafia, home of identity theft" "Epic Mafia, More Like EPIC FAIL in Protecting Celebrity Identities"
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Sims says

benjamin250 can do a lot more than "just walk"

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Myths says

i bet you don't care


correct.