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best thing ive ever read

he died a hero

godora jr is a cutie pie

get over it loosers, you just dont understand satire

he didn't deserve this

This is so sad

Godora Jr. was spread bones all over where he was once cheered for. He thought of the day and how it went. He knew he was proud of his actions but he could only regret breaking his father's mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jscnFvYAiTY

But things were short-lived. The burglar had an older brother who was beefed up on something nasty and he wanted revenge.

Immediately after he was praised as a hero! As the only mirror shop, well the only shop in town really, Godora Jr. had single-handedly saved the town's entire market. He was praised by all the citizens, even the bullies from school. The king held his hand high with pride as all chanted Godora Jr's name!

He inflicted sweet hammer justice to the burglar and watched as the fiend burned in his own flames. Godora Jr. felt no sympathy for those that would rob another of their mirrors. He also really wanted a mirror for his father.

And so he rushed out, hammer in hand. Ready to do the one thing he had realized was his purpose since the beginning of that morning.

Godora Jr. was still a good seed and realized the error of his actions immediately. He would go back to school and stand up to his bullies, but first he knew that he would have to apologize to his father. Godora only loved one thing and that was himself, so Godora Jr. would get him the biggest bestest mirror so that he'd have more to love. However when he got to the store it was being robbed! The owner cried out for help when Godora Jr. was outside the building.

The answer lies in Godora Jr's not so distant past, AKA yesterday at school. He was having a good day, a very good day one would imagine, before he was approached by Lotsalegs. Lotsalegs was the residential bad boy and school bully, and he had big mean words aimed at Godora Jr. Things like "Your dad boned himself" and "Your dad boned himself". These were of course very true but it still made Godora Jr. very upset and everyone else laughed at him which made him only more upset. These were the actions that drove his matricide.

This was akin to killing Godora's lover, or in all reality, Godora Jr. killing his own pseudo-mother. What would drive Godora Jr. to do such a heinous crime? Why would he commit such an action that would drive Oedipus into depression?

Godora Jr. Was a great son to Godora. He made him proud and was very good in school. However one day everything changed, and by changed I mean that Godora Jr. gave Godora's mirror a kiss of death with a hammer. If it was a clock it would read "Hammer Time"

Ok it's time

dad says

We will soon embark on the life of Godora Jr.

still waiting for this

I agree with Evil there are lots of layers of underlying satirical commentary in this series good job keeping it together xela

hi dad

read my story

beautiful

... The f**k did I just read? It was a combination of beautiful, satirical, and just lovely in general. Dad, you've created a masterpiece.