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I have no friends...

Betrayal
about 10 years

Hello guys, I have no friends, who wants to be my friend?

You get paid $10 an hour to be my friend after a 7 day trial period to make sure that you are the man for the job.

Trial Friends

Apostasy - 10/14/14 (trial period begins)

Kerry - 10/14/14

Cakerz - 10/14/14

Will you be my friend?
9
Yes
1
No
Betrayal
about 10 years
Wow guys this really means a lot to me, it feels good to know that I have more friends online than IRL, this is truly heart warming. <3
Betrayal
about 10 years

Cakerz says

I'll be your friend! I made you a cake! =)


Mhm, ur cooking skills are superb, u will get paid $15 an hour instead of $10!
Betrayal
about 10 years

Kerry says

me


oh ye u can be my friend
Sims
about 10 years
i have no mouth and i must scream
Betrayal
about 10 years

TheShane says

What kind of things are we talking about?


skype chats, u tell me that im pretty and listen to my life story and how my day goes

mafia games, u play mafia with me when i feel like it, u can be called in for a game at any time of the day so u better stay alert

and we could do a bunch of other activities online together, who knows
deletedabout 10 years
I'll be your friend! I made you a cake! =)
Kerry
about 10 years
me
TheShane
about 10 years
What kind of things are we talking about?
Betrayal
about 10 years

TheShane says

What kind of things are you offering to do as a friend other than paying me?


hey its a one way street, u do things for me and i pay u for ur hard work
TheShane
about 10 years
What kind of things are you offering to do as a friend other than paying me?
Goodbar
about 10 years
hmm alright. hey bro. buy me a soda
Betrayal
about 10 years

Apostasy says

Is there some reason you are still interviewing the other applicants, sir? I thought I was hired.


nah man this is the trial period, if u can survive 7 days of free labor, u get the job, its like an internship
Betrayal
about 10 years

RodBrouhard2jpg says

I will do it for $20


i only pay pretty girls that much
deletedabout 10 years
Is there some reason you are still interviewing the other applicants, sir? I thought I was hired.
Betrayal
about 10 years

Goodbar says


Betrayal says


Goodbar says

i want paid training


You should be expected to have prior experience with friendships before applying for this job, Goodbar. You have to be good already, the trial period isn't training, it's a test.


i don't think i've ever done anything quite like this though


sure u have, ur 24 so u must have had many friends in this past, just treat me how u treat ur friends IRL and u will do well for dis job
Goodbar
about 10 years

Betrayal says


Goodbar says

i want paid training


You should be expected to have prior experience with friendships before applying for this job, Goodbar. You have to be good already, the trial period isn't training, it's a test.


i don't think i've ever done anything quite like this though
Betrayal
about 10 years

GGTeMpLaR says

wat do i have to do?


you get paid $10 per hour to chat with me on skype, pretend that u care how my day goes, and pretend that u like me and play games with me on epic mafia and tell me that im pretty
RodBrouhard2jpg
about 10 years
I will do it for $20
Betrayal
about 10 years

Apostasy says

I'm up for the challenge, I take payments through paypal


OKAY, send me a friend request and let's test you out, you better not disappoint me :)
GGTeMpLaR
about 10 years
wat do i have to do?
Betrayal
about 10 years

TheShane says

I only take amazon gift cards, sorry.


I can pay you by Amazon GC.
deletedabout 10 years
I win your mafia games and laugh at your jokes while we hang out on www.epicmafia.com
Betrayal
about 10 years

Goodbar says

i want paid training


You should be expected to have prior experience with friendships before applying for this job, Goodbar. You have to be good already, the trial period isn't training, it's a test.
TheShane
about 10 years
I only take amazon gift cards, sorry.
deletedabout 10 years
I'm up for the challenge, I take payments through paypal