Guys i think i reached the highest point in mount hookerest, the pinnacle of EM pickup lines.

• Huggles http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZlhSj1k3ZG
• Nazmas http://vocaroo.com/i/s1siumKJANXZ
• Myths http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hY9H7kOrtv
• Wetzel http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XJEiMn9dF5
• Nicole http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e93ceRGWRr
• Hedger http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jrTGJ8S54E

What's more romantic than 'if i were to guise you i'd pass every test, if i had to guilt you i'd inno instead', or 'would you smirk if i told you the joke about the mafia that sacced the bomb just, just to be together, the graveyard is ours' ? u tell me

If you want a silly and poorly written serenade just ask for one, not doing a ton tho