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threadkilling contest

almost 11 years

this is your opportunity to be honored for something you have only felt quiet shame for in the past.

the rules are simple: be the last poster in 18 hours to win


Edit: PapaJacky said he won and I do not want to go check through all those pages so we're going to declare him the grand winner. Congratulations.

Edit #2: His winning post & speech are on page 272.

First Place: PapaJacky!

Rewards: Nothing

Second Place: All of you losers who had absolutely nothing better to do than to create 290 pages of garbage. You guys get nothing. Congrats.

Rewards: This thread is getting locked

deletedover 10 years
Alternatively we could get a mod to move this thread to the games lobby forum so it can die
over 10 years
Speaking of news, DenkoA, a known meme turned EpicMafia user, has been revealed to be an alt. The leading clue is his last post on his currently locked "[Help!] I Am Having A Crisis!" thread in Sandbox Forums, which said: "Also, sinus."
over 10 years
I like Blave's idea of using this thread for important Sandbox discussion.

I suppose it could also be used for "Sandbox news."
deletedover 10 years
We can assume one of two things; that the thread will end and there will be a winner or the thread will never end. Assuming its the latter, we're in the lucky position of having a thread that will never die to which I suggest we should use it for important sandbox discussion
over 10 years
(๑>ᴗ<๑)
deletedover 10 years
Yogi still wont tell us what he's laughing about
deletedover 10 years
ohohoh
over 10 years
Or if you live in a different time zone.
deletedover 10 years
If you stay up long enough you can watch Papajacky bump the thread
over 10 years
im hunfry
deletedover 10 years
I dont know what that means though
over 10 years
엔젤!
deletedover 10 years
one day sandbox will be free of this thread and we can move on to kill even more threads
over 10 years
But, you know that there can only be one winner.

And I've seem to have lost my way. My way of bumping for only fun. I have lost that way.

I believe that you can stop this thread. Blave, all your hard work can finally pay off. Never mind me... I have lost my way. So I must help those who have stayed true to themselves.

Beat your highscore Blave! Break the curse of Arenaceous!
deletedover 10 years
it'll require a lot of determination on both our parts. I once reached 12 hours without anyone else posting and if you believe in yourself then you can do it too
over 10 years
Besides, seeing you in a new light that isn't bumping, or as the creator of this cool "new" role set, makes me want to let you win. But this thread shall never die. Not ever.
deletedover 10 years
you're not gonna win this with that attitude
over 10 years
Mere pacts won't stop this thread....... This thread..... Can't be stopped...................!

But in all seriousness, pls, no.
deletedover 10 years
if I see someone besides you bump this thread then i'll bump it so that you can bump it later, ensuring that they won't win
deletedover 10 years
how about we form a pact
over 10 years
Arenaceous made this to be an indefinite contest. Maybe even infinite.

When we post here, and even try to not post. This thread will always somehow come back.

There is no winning this. Because the purpose of this thread was never to be the last poster in 18 hours. It was to not die. The title is ironic.

Arenaceous made this thread so it could last years, so it could be the last thread in EM history. And there's no stopping it.
over 10 years
This thread was never about winning.
over 10 years
This isn't about winning. Haven't you all realized it yet?
deletedover 10 years
well if quiche can't stop and won't stop then I'm not sure how Gio is gonna win this
deletedover 10 years
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm