Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
There are layers of lessons to this story, think them ogre.
OKAY SO LIKE THIS ISN'T REALLY SCARY BC YOU'LL ALL LAUGH BUT LIKE I WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!!!
Okay so i was like 10 yrs old and my brother and his friend were in his room on the computer doing whatever. My brother called me up to his room to try this game, i thought nothing of it, being an innocent lil cupcake. So it was the 'maze game' and he told me if i touched the edges i lost, so like i touched the edge a few times and i'd have to start over, then i got to a certain point in the game with this very narrow path, and i hit the edge AND THAT ZOMBIE FACE FROM LIKE SCARY MOVIE OR WHATEEVR POPPED UP AND IT WAS LOUD GUTTARAL SCREAMING ON THE SPEAKERS (full blast) and i screamed and literally cowered behind his dresser and he was laughing so hard at me and i started crying and i was shaking and honestly i was never the same again.
Case in point, i hate my brother.
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so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
There was this one guy, who stalked people through out the internet, and if he was ever noticed, he would shoot you with an associate gun and say fak u!
I was playing around with a radio once when I was a kid, just slowly spanning through the static trying to find a station. I had found an old television antenna, attached it to the side of our house and ran a wire out my window to it with an alligator clip attached to the radio antenna, allowing me to get a way broader range of signals. So I'm sitting there, early in the morning (like 2am), slowly sweeping frequencies, and suddenly I get to this station that's playing this very weird crackling sound. It sounded sort of like cracking knuckles, or maybe Rice Crispies cereal, but with a fixed, rhythmic pattern instead of being random. I sat there listening to it for a second, then it suddenly stopped and this faint voice says "It doesn't work. We're already dead. We're already dead." It took a second for the weight of the words to hit me, but when they did I freaked the hell out and almost threw the radio across the room. I'm pretty sure it was just someone messing around with a radio transmitter, but damn if it didn't scare the crap out of me at the time.
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A few years ago when I first met Christopherzilla I befriended him. We would stay up late and talk about girls. One night we decided to have a spooky story sleepover skype call. Before we started I went down stairs to make some popcorn and when I got back with my popcorn I turned off my lights to make my room more spookier. As I sat back down I spoke softly into my mic, "Let's begin, you first." He started with this really spooky story about how he got visited by future Luap and how future Luap was warning him how people were turning into lions in the future. I asked him how he came up with that spooky story but there was no reply. I waited for a few more seconds then all of a sudden I heard static. Then it stopped and I heard a creepy voice say "Hocus pocus boogity boo, I'll make a lion out of you." All of a sudden the call ended and my face felt weird. So I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and this is what I saw. http://puu.sh/bXhWx/2b99ed8df9.jpg
Earlier today I was clicking around the internet and watching youtube videos when all of a sudden my screen started going haywire. I could see someone through the static on my screen. I squinted my eyes trying to make out who it was. Then I realized it was Luap. It was hard to understand what she was saying through the static, but this is what I think I heard.
"Chris ... it's me ... the future ... hurry... sandbox ... danger .... stop ... from doing it .... please ... only hope..."
When Luap had gone this image was left on my screen.
