Alternatively titled "What You were Already Going to Do"
Villager
suicide immediately
Plain mafia
suicide immediately
Doctor
choose "no one" until you find mafia or killer, then protect mafia or killer
Nurse
find and nurse the doctor. if there is no doctor, nurse the next most important pr to out
Surgeon
find and protect a killer. if the killer successfully kills a granny under your protection, you've won the game. suicide
Bodyguard
pretend you're surgeon up until you die because you're not
Cop
claim d1 with guilty on your least favorite person. claim d2 with inno/guilty accordingly on your second least favorite person or established clear. continue the charade
Lazy Cop
you're probably cop, you were probably roleblocked, and you will probably continue to be roleblocked. suicide
Watcher
watch yourself every night and report on how popular you are the following day. if nobody visits you, suicide
Tracker
track someone. if they visited a dead person, say they didn't. if they didn't, say they did.
Detective
select "no one" then make up false detective reports. if you're lynched, laugh from the graveyard as town believes your reports the next day
Snoop
snoop someone. if they have a vest, claim you gave it to them. if they have a gun, claim you gave it to them. if they have bread, claim you gave it to them. if they have a crystal, claim you gave it to them. otherwise suicide
Journalist
find a reporting role. replace names and out report.
Mortician
f*ck dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.
Pathologist
seduce dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.
Vigilante
always kill. you can't stop until your reckless vigilantism takes the life of an innocent civilian and drives you to depression and suicide. suicide
Sheriff
hipfire immediately, then say it was illusionist. if you hit mafia, laugh at the illusionist and call them stupid.
Deputy
lurk until a sheriff shoots, then shoot the sheriff. if there is no sheriff, shoot the next clearest role. if you hit town, call the shooter an idiot. if you hit mafia, suicide
Drunk
find a useful role. drunk relentlessly.
Sleepwalker
go to sleep
Civilian
do everything within your power to die
Miller
find mafia, and agree with them. talk like them. ask them if you can join their club. if they say no, suicide. if they say yes, out them, then suicide.
Suspect
you're basically a fake miller, which is twice as fake as a real miller. suicide
Leader
begin speaking up for the poor and desolate townsfolk. blame the mafia for the failing economy. appropriate the hand wave and turn it into a symbol of vitriolic hate. you're a leader.
Bulletproof
claim turncoat immediately. if hit, claim traitor. when mafia claims to you, stab them in the back. you're a hero
Bleeder
appropriate bulletproof strategy. if there's a bulletproof, cc turncoat. nobody wins
Bomb
claim bomb immediately. act like it makes you clear and antagonize those who do not claim to you, which will be everyone.
Granny
claim priest. urge town to visit you and urge mafia not to. know that you're a horrible person.
Hunter
claim virgin, then before shooting inform everyone that they were hoodwinked. ask for claims. shoot the most important one.
Town Crier
host trivia, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
Invisible Man
sneak into the men's locker room. report on your findings
Governor
overturn a confirmed mafia lynch on a confirmed clear. the next day, call gov a moron.
Telepath
whisper passages from 50 shades of grey to everyone
Agent
say that there is a spy. if there is cult, get culted. if there is werewolf, get eaten. if there are zombies, suicide.
Celebrity
tell everyone to claim to you. tab out for 5 minutes. return. announce that through careful evaluation you have determined that [random person] is mafia
Loudmouth
if you are visited and not dead, claim that you are loudmouth and a bullet hit your vest
Mason
mason your friends and leave your enemies' names in your will.
Templar
if you are the only templar, suicide. if there is another templar, tell them to enjoy being alone. suicide. if the other templar tells you to enjoy being alone and then suicides, enjoy being alone in memory of your comrade.
Shrink
shrink yourself. sneak into the men's locker room. report findings.
Samurai
claim werewolf and that there are masons. say you'll out roles if masoned. wait.
Jailer
always nl. always jailkill.
Chef
chef two strangers. leave two different names in your will. never claim chef.
Turncoat
claim immediately. joint with mafia. win easily. brag about superior strats.
Enchantress
give someone your crystal. ask for it back. if they don't give it back, suicide.
Priest
if visited by detective, claim stalked. if visited by gunsmith, claim fabbed. if visited by blacksmith, claim fabbed. if visited by baker, claim fabbed. if visited by enchantress, claim fabbed. if visited by fab, shoot.
Trapper
trap people. kill your fellow town. become filled with regret. suicide
Baker
bread one person. claim virgin.
Ghoul
ghoul someone. if they die, claim ghoul, brag about superior strats, suicide.
Party Host
host a party. ask who hosted the party. demand to know who hosted the party. say that whoever hosted the party and isn't claiming doesn't know how to play mafia. suicide.
Penguin
find the other penguin and make sweet, sweet love. if there is no other penguin, suicide.
Judge
wait until lylo. if there is a tree, kill mafia. if there is not a tree, save mafia. you have the gabble, you call the shots.
Gallis
always vote yourself
Tree
choose to tree then leave the game without suiciding
Virgin
claim virgin, get lynched, feel fulfilled, find a new game.
Blacksmith
vest a single person until they're crushed under the sheer mass. proceed to your next victim.
Oracle
if there is a celebrity, orc the celebrity. if there is a tree, orc the tree. claim virgin.
Dreamer
when you get a dream, decide which name you think is mafia and replace the other two, then out the report.
Angel
use protection. lead lynch on your target. die. join a new game and pray you get a better role.
Lightkeeper
claim virgin
Keymaker
strategy a: give yourself a key. use your key. repeat.
strategy b: give someone a key. say it's the key to your heart. suicide.
Gunsmith
gun anybody. claim that you received a gun. dare the other person to shoot first.
Mimic
mimic someone. leave someone else's name in your will. if you turn blue, clear the person you mimicked. if you steal a role, say that you turned blue on the person you mimicked. if you become amnesiac, amn mafia.
Santa
strategy a: give everybody guns.
strategy b: give everybody bread. claim baker.
strategy c: alternate between enchantress, gunsmith, blacksmith, and baker strategies each day.
Caroler
carol visiting roles. ask them for your carol. if they do not have it, call them mafia and lynch them. if they do, lynch yourself.
to be continued