In his right hand is a large wooden pole on top of which rests a paper mache skull with small red and orange tissue paper flames billowing from its head. A small fan is seated in the middle of the skull which causes the tissue paper to move back and forth simulating a real fire. In his fist his phone is clenched, hooked up to 3G connection so he can take peeks at his Epicmafia page in case any girls happen to post on his wall.
yeh i tried really hard to be a mod since round 102 because i wanted to go against how the current mods did things. being oppositional didn't work so i did some sucking up to the right people and got modded eventually. the rest is academic.
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His face is clean shaven with numerous fresh razor cuts, many still oozing blood, he appears to have made no effort to cover them up with small bits of toilet paper, instead, wearing them proudly like tribal war paints.
You did a great job, and don't let anyone take that away from you.
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Yeh that's just as funny as the first time you wrote it, which is to say, not at all.
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The sweatshirt's hood is pulled over the man's head, giving him a dark and sinister apperance. A candy cigarette can be seen dangling from his sneering lips. A strong sense of "Brute" after-shave wafts off his body.
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A man walks into Best Buy, he is wearing black pants 3 sizes too large, black shoes, and a hooded black sweatshirt. On the sweatshirt, which says "EM MOD EXTRAORDINAIRE" is a button that reads "Alien: In space, no one can hear you scream"
i could be completely wrong about you, i just always viewed you as self-righteous and trying too hard. and i think ever since you joined you tried really hard to be a mod, but that's just me
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Shacky is good.
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read that as daddy
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this TUMBLR SCHTICK is getting REALLY OLD and UNFUNNY...
i don't actually try to be rational, and i certainly don't always agree with authority.. this is just how i am.. i don't like sanctimonious people either, and my fervor towards enforcing the rules here has always and only been for the sake of the game, as i put a lot of value in fair competition.
i also naturally hate people who i think try hard to be mods because most of the time they're just in it for the "power" and wanting that desperately to police people over a website is sad, imo
