Beloved female cephalopod SquidGirl has tragically passed away. The Head Coroner's office has released an autopsy, detailing her death.

At approximately 1 am EST, SquidGirl perished due to over stimulation of the , causing significant hemorrhaging from the area, with anemia being the cause of death.

Let us all have a moment of silence for our friend, and please sign the Masturbating Awareness petition to warn the dangers of binge fapping. RIP