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discuss literature in this thread.

i'll start!!!

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Chuck Palahniuk (the author of Fight Club) wrote this beautiful short story called Guts

Knotted inside the snake, you can see corn and peanuts. You can see a long bright-orange ball. It's the kind of horse-pill vitamin my Dad makes me take, to help put on weight. To get a football scholarship. With extra iron and omega-three fatty acids. It's seeing that vitamin pill that saves my life. It's not a snake. It's my large intestine, my colon pulled out of me. What doctors call, prolapsed. It's my guts sucked into the drain.

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i no joke read the hunger games in my freshmen year of HS, which is roughly 2-3 years before it Got Big, thought it was sort of cool until i got to the bad ending. then just watched battle royale and had a better time.
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I don't like The Hunger Games because it's popular and other people do
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Lmao
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you're on the wrong side of history, dude.
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Are you done yet because I'd like to discuss Hunger Games, which I actually did enjoy for the first two books despite the movie adaptations.

edit: The Hunger Games*
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"postly"
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dude says

I totally inb4'd the over-exaggerations and that didn't falter Peta's technique.


"totally inb4'd"
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This isn't anything like the good posts i'm used to by my fellow goons.
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I totally inb4'd the over-exaggerations and that didn't falter Peta's technique.
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that was an ironic opinion? well postly dangerously similar opinions to your own would probably not qualify as too funny.
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In 2014 Epicmafia user Troll was among the first to lampoon Suzanne Collins's multimillion-dollar franchise
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Oh the over-exaggerations are coming. I'm gonna get owned right on the forums, I haven't prepared myself enough to handle thy wits.
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Cantankerous says


dude says

The hunger games are really good


i disagree.


poorly written
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Cantankerous says


dude says

The hunger games are really good


i disagree.


He is using irony, so it's funny
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dude says

The hunger games are really good


i disagree.
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*Grabs cookie dough bites*
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You're like a ball of late-adolescence anger
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Why are you so mad all the time now
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Yeah i'm a goon now and it only took 10 dollars out of my pocket. I'm getting great posts streamlined into my veins.
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Lol. Satan I bought dark souls the other day and I've been trying to put in cheat codes to get a helicopter but it isn't working. What type of game is this?
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Oh you're Troll haha no wonder
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No I don't think I've ever said that before
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Peta says


dude says

The hunger games are really good


I think you might be the least funny person on this website


You say this a lot. Let me spend a few hours to master the ways of being a good poster on the forums of a ruby mafia game so I can get sick owns.

iced.
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I'll read this. Cool.
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dude says

The hunger games are really good


I think you might be the least funny person on this website