I would easily do it, as long as I could wash my hands or wipe my hands on a nearby person paying me $20.

That awkward moment when the people at chipotle don't put enough fecal matter on my burrito.

my favorite food species is feces

I eat pieces of *** like you for breakfast

i'd do it for $5 dollars, i'm not afraid of a piece of ***

how long would i have to touch it for

No I dont

You got a baby?

oh sorry we can't all be prince charming in our ivory tower going around never touching poop topegi. wake up, life is not a fairy tale ok

Uh...huh.

i touch poop all the time for free

The Poop That Took a Pee

nah

Inappropriate content tbh

does anyone remember that south park episode where butters wrote a dirty book

Jericho says

ya and then i'd give 20 tokens to retti to change that god awful name

you should do that right now imo

only if its mine

Man.

Any hole's a goal.

He probably already has.

Would you touch Kerry's poop for $20? You'll both always have the shared memory that you've defiled her excrement.

Togepi says

But who pooped the poop

This

ya and then i'd give 20 tokens to retti to change that god awful name

if i got paid a living to touch poops $20/poop then yes, otherwise nah it's just 20 dollars