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The Big Dock Club

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https://epicmafia.com/family/7605

Now taking applications. Please post in here if you have a big dock.

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What about a loving supportive family and a sense o fulfillment
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of course there is. having the boats to fill it
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Ban Harold I am triggered


My uncle docked me as a child and I have never recovered.
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What if there is more to life than having a really big dock
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it's describing a sexual act. idiot
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Why did you delete my post?
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omg i said i have a freaking yacht why doesn't anyone believe me
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Goodbar says

stupid motherducking family


Is your dock small?
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stupid motherducking family
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Where is my invitation, my Big Dock doesnt like to wait
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more like The Big Loser Club
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IM CRACKING UP
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Stab says


Death says

lmao.


Harassment is not tolerated in the Big Dock Club.

Double rejected.


OH MY LORD
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don't report me
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Death says

lmao.


Harassment is not tolerated in the Big Dock Club.

Double rejected.
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lmao.
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Death says

for references please call Royal Caribbean, as the Oasis, Allure and Freedom of the Seas all docked on my dock yesterday.


Called, they had no idea what you were talking about and asked if I was a prank caller.

Rejected.
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Death says

hello i had three cruise ships dock on my dock yesterday


is this not enough proof ?

for references please call Royal Caribbean, as the Oasis, Allure and Freedom of the Seas all docked on my dock yesterday.
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Send me a dock pic.
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Death says

i cant help but notice you ignored me, empire, if you're THAT intimidated by the size of my dock, maybe we should talk about a change in management.


Gonna need proof of the size of your dock.
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i cant help but notice you ignored me, empire, if you're THAT intimidated by the size of my dock, maybe we should talk about a change in management.
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Edark says

My dock is p damn huge


I'd believe it. Consider this an open invitation to the big dock club.


Jericho says

they call mine titanic


The Titanic was not a dock you phony.


Connor says

kerry can attest to the size of my dock


You actually served as the inspiration for the Big Dock Club after Bear and I marveled at the size of your dock. Welcome aboard Captain.


TMJuke says

I have a battle cruiser


That is not a dock.


KillHimNotMe says

Having a big dock is stupid cause you gotta walk farther to get on your boat (not to mention havin to walk farther when you get off the boat too)


True, but in return more boats pick our docks and our big docks make it easier on the boat. We put the satisfaction of our boats above all else.
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That's why having a jetski makes it easier for those with big docks.
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Having a big dock is stupid cause you gotta walk farther to get on your boat (not to mention havin to walk farther when you get off the boat too)
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Jericho says

they call mine titanic


as in it ends in tragedy and disappointment?