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Noavi Taming for Dummies

almost 11 years

To tame the noavi one must first gather a group of pro-avi cultists. One this is done, enter the game with them and skype one another in order to trainwreck the noavis in the game.

Preferably pick a big setup.

The more noavis there are the more fun it is.

Guide:

1) N1 noavis

2) Bandwagon noavis

3) Encourage noavis to bw one another.

almost 10 years
I refuse to get an avi for the express purpose of annoying those who have this irrational hate of them.
almost 11 years
I abhor the noavi thing.
almost 11 years
Come my noavi brethren we must take revenge on this simpleton.
almost 11 years
@hellabadassmofo
+1 for pro replies, but seriously i agree with them, don't insult people without... a profile pic? that's just stupid and plain rude
almost 11 years
Dear Skillz,

Why have you chosen to relinquish the noble birth rights of an avi? From the start, I have been trodden upon with great vengeance and furious anger by those of the avi population. Mine is but a frustrating and saddening experience. However, I continue forward fulfilling my duty for my people, the Mohicans, as the last surviving member of my tribe. You, on the other hand, have forsaken the avi's in favor for my poor, miserable existence. I ask again, why? Your presence does not comfort me, this is a burden i must face alone. Your zealousness does not help my cause, it merely angers those who would oppose me. Your love for equality does not change those who would deny me that. And so, alone as I am, I strive to tame the noavis that are beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. And I do so in love, to force those noavis to the guiding light of the avis, as a shepherd's dog would snap at sheep. Do not mistake our cause to be that of evil or prejudice. Do not continue with your meaningless struggle. Instead, regain your former status as an avi, and be proud of your heritage.

Remember my name, always.
deletedalmost 11 years
Dear Brembalem, First of all, You are going to look at my avi, I bet what you are going to say is, OH MY A NOAVI LETS MAKE FUN OF HIM, Actually, I had an avi, But I quit, So I decided to not put an avi, Anyways, Noavis are still people who have the rights to play and not get n1d, Why? Because, If YOU Get n1'd everygame, How'd you feel? Wasting your life on a game that you don't even play? Then the noavis will quit, And that will cause people of EpicMafia to leave this game, And Imagine this game with no players, I wouldn't call it a game anymore, I so lots of games die, And this will be one of the reasons,

Regards,
almost 11 years
I stand firmly in support of the noavis! 1)Everyone was a no avi once. 2)It is frustrating to new users. 3)It encourages poor game play on the part of village. 4)Maf easily use it for a free lynch. The one exception I have to this rule is when noavis try to bw against avis. In which case simply laugh in their faces. And revenge will be that much sweeter.
almost 11 years
I already knew about rule 1 and 2, but rule 3 is new to me thanks