I don't need to empathize with the law. Laws have no feelings, neither do mangoes.

you'll never find a real mango if you can't learn to empathize a little better

Laws have no bias.

It's the law of relativity.

That's a pretty self-centered attitude...

Mangoes grown in South America are not locally grown relative to my location.

All mangos are locally grown.... How could a mango grow somehwere that it isn't...

Yes, I want a REAL mango. Preferably organically and locally grown. Though I'm not too picky.

Once you've tried a real mango you never want to go back to th same old fake mangoes or boygoes

A REAL mango

Ok I will send u a mango

I want a mango.

I hate disappointing you :(:(:(:(:(:(

just tell me what you want from me so I can be sure to do that ok

How long did they torture you and force you to live the life of a woman in a female body suit?

Are you implying I'm not made up of lady goods??!

Do you want me to listen and nod m head and not be rude o sarcastic

no

Hey lolwot my solution was sarcastic

I know more about girls than you do so

I'm not looking for hugs.

KHNM here's a tip: Every time a girl vents to you, she's not looking for a solution. She just wants you to listen, nod your head, and give her a hug.

I'm hecka nice ask anybody (except for known liar Zovea)

Ugh that sounds awful lolwot. Tell me more about that - how do you think we can prevent that from happening in the future? Do you wan to try to develop some coping strategies in case we can't prevent it?

I think you ought to be a bit nicer.

I have a theory that you dot actually want me to shut my mouth