No, I'm legitimately serious. This lady named Kim accidentally used her front door open remote thing to open her front door and somehow it locked the deadbolt while the door was open. This meant even when she pressed the remote thing, her door wouldn't latch. She's not just wheelchair lady, she's full on quadriplegic tho, so she called me and asked me to help her.

Is this a metaphor for you helping the town that you crippled yourself?

I believe you whitepimp

But really a wheelchair lady needed my help and I'm a good person so I helped her.

sinead says

still waiting for a gerry/mori pic :(

I would, gladly, but Gerry doesn't want me to post a picture of him.

still waiting for a gerry/mori pic :(

Whitepimp007 says

Some lady in a wheelchair needed help and I was distracted. It's a good thing I vegged.

We both know it was GRS but for the sake of being corrupt let's pretend nothing happened here.

Some lady in a wheelchair needed help and I was distracted. It's a good thing I vegged.

Whitepimp007 says

Nice cleavage.

Thank you, nice journ shot ;)

Nice cleavage.

Last post was a fail. Anyway, Snapchat filters are amusing.

But... I cant.

Thats why im bald. I dont understand the meme

Any man can grow hair. Only a real man can grow a beard.

im too lazy


just picture an ugly brown guy with a beard and no hair on his head(usually disguised with headware)


male pattern baldness :(

4head

mindful says

what is that food, ling

it was just 5 chickens

post more sexy photos

So many hot babes in this thread I'm spinning in life with amazement

Omg babes

ling says

im on teh left

now i know why my boyfriend is obsessed with you

who's dat hottie w the rice

what is that food, ling

im on teh left