The idea that the love of my life would cheat on me with my own pet was never on my radar, so upon witnessing what she was doing- with my own two eyes- on the ground where i found the turtle, i took a step back and found myself unable to breathe.
The sun had never felt hotter than it did at that moment, watching the person who I thought would never betray me hold my pet turtle, Alexandria, in a loving embrace the likes i've only ever seen in movies.
I was watching a love unfold I thought only ever existed in fiction. And I wasn't involved. I took a single step back and placed my hand on my brow to shield my eyes from the sun, now seemingly blaring into my eyes with such painful intensity- perhaps, i thought, to defend me from the trauma i was undergoing.
But no, my eyes were merely sensitive from the tears that began to well- i choked- and collapsed onto my knees. The concrete seared sharp burns into my shins as my mind fluttered into a base insanity.
and then thanos snapped his fingers, but this time he wiped out everything, including inanimate objects, causing the universe to disappear. This story is over.
As he ponderously masticated on the insect of the diptera order, the forg reflected on the meaning of his life. Why did gorl forgs scoff at his sight while fawning over more masculiner forgs? As he chewed on the fly, he contemplated this. He continued to muse on his predicament until late in the evening, in the privacy of his pond, where he was free to rub his smol forg pėnis thinking about a threesome with two lady toads. Late in the evening, as he browsed the forg internet, Forg (the frog in question's name was Forg the Frog) chanced upon a subreddit where fellow involuntarily celibate forgs could bemoan their lack of coital propensities.
