Epicmafia

Alright. Story time.

almost 6 years

So here's my story on why you should never date anyone on EM:

I once dated this player (I won't out their name bc that doesn't seem fair). And after what just felt like a few days (time does fly by so fast when you're playing EM omg) I finally built up the courage to ask them to marry me. This turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life.

Don't get me wrong - they did say "yes" but they also stripped down naked right in front of everyone. This was when I noticed that they were in fact a prostitüte involved with the mob. Luckily all of my friends helped me to hang that person from a tree. Close call.

Don't make the same mistakes as I did. Peace out!

YellowPear

almost 6 years

Better than falling down the stairs and ravioli on you

blood4bloodgod

almost 6 years

you misspelled mop

deletedalmost 6 years

I'm the involved with the mob

4thNightFacinorous

almost 6 years

Yea I had a similar story.

One player asked me to marry them (won't say their name) and I said yes.

I stripped naked to confess my love and my husband was furious and called me a hooker!

He and his friends who turned out to be members of the mob hanged me from a tree but someone I survived. Close call.

Don't make the same mistakes as I did. Peace out!

tigermom

almost 6 years

So here's my story on why you should never date anyone on EM:

I lied, there is no story. I've never dated on EM and never will. So anyway with me out of the dating pool there's no one worthy of dating. So don't date on EM. Go on tinder.

deletedalmost 6 years

so here's my story why you should never date anyone on EM:

i once dated this player and then they broke up with me, then i killed myself