I made a thread mocking Lailai for modding projectmatt and charley, two ex-mods that, on record, abused their mod powers, after he said that his new mod team wouldn’t be more of the same.
Moderator mascot PatrykScezie AKA dzanek, who dedicated years of his life to posting poorly-worded unsolicited opinions in the comments sections of reports for inconsequential red heart games so that the mod team would eventually take pity on him and let him fulfil his life goal of becoming a moderator on epicmafia.com (before being quietly demodded for being incompetent), made his first thought provoking post ever in response to the thread.
His hot take could be summed up like this:
“Despite projectmatt and charley using their mod powers for evil, they have given verdicts to so many reports that their overall contribution has been a good one. Therefore, they should be allowed to be moderators again. Please re-mod me, my life is meaningless without the ability to rule verdicts to reports”.
As it stands, the only motivation that an intelligent person could have for being a moderator on the site is to misuse their powers. Therefore, unfair actions by a functional mod team is inevitable. To keep these actions in check, there should be a system put in place that ensures that each moderator is still having a positive effect on the site.
Here is an example of the type of system that could be implemented:
Handle a report: Gain 1 point
Have your report overturned: Lose 5
points
Intentionally handle a report unfairly (cannot be appealed):
Spend 25 points
Delete a thread that upsets you: Spend 40 points
Delete one of your own vios: Spend 50 points
Delete a user: Spend
1000 points
In the new world, the only moderators that people will have the right to complain about are the ones that go below 0 points. Moderators will be unlikely to go below their 0 points limit. This means that no one will ever be able to complain about the moderator team and no one will think about the concept of mod abuse ever again.
also considering how good I've been lately, i think the mods (except for ally) are starting to warm up to me.
Moderator mascot PatrykScezie AKA dzanek seems to have come and gone. But moderator mascots have been present since time immemorial.
Recently I have observed "Jake431", a 16 year-old, make numerous comments on the lobby wall such as one complaining about how someone useless was given moderator powers, and that he would be a far better moderator. I have observed "Milton1234", a 15 year-old, give his unsolicited opinions in the comments sections of many reports. I have observed you, SteelixMega AKA Orienteering AKA DatGuiser, a 15 year-old, vie for a position on the moderator team for over two years.
Moderator mascots throughout time fascinate me. I want to explore their motivations, their dreams, their theoretical endgame. I want to explore their tenacity, their perseverance, their tirelessness. I want to explore their great tragedy, and their great comedy. Perhaps I will author a thread about moderator mascots one day.