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over 7 years

a chicken

what is with you and chickens
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seriously what the heck ben
over 7 years

nepenthe says

it just d o e s


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Phoenix



These small chickens make poor egg layers but display stunning trailing tail feathers. Unlike other long tailed chickens, Phoenix's tails will shed every year but still maintain an impressive legnth. They do not often get along with others.


Dryn says

may i get 1


you get:

Campine



small and inquisitive, these ornamental birds can often have a wild nature and enjoy foraging.


dooze says

Me pls


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Minorca



despite their large size, Minorca are apt at flying. They are very friendly and regularly lay large eggs. Their large white earlobes and red combs give them the the appearance of a clown, specifically the clown mods on epicmafia


BaneofMafia says

I would like an order of fried chicken please.


you get:

Cornish Cross



Also known as a broiler chicken, these poor birds were created for the dinner table and make the majority of birds used in commercial farms.
over 7 years

LekkuLoverJeff says

me captain


you get:

Australorp




These egg production birds are fantastic layers and make popular pets for anyone wanting a steady egg income


bibty says

me


you get:

Wyandotte



Wyandottes are renowned for their wide range of beautiful patterns and good shape making them popular as pets and for show. They are also reasonably productive layers



ivy says






you get:

Japanese bantam

These small squat waddling chickens are popular due to their large tail plumes, and their unique U shaped bodies. They lay very small infrequent eggs but are surprisingly good fliers.


Reamix says

giv me chickoon


you get:

Frizzle



Frizzle chickens have a gene causing their feathers to curl outwards, giving them their unusual appearance. However if they are heterozygous for the frizzle gene, it causes their feathers to become brittle and fall out. Frizzle + Frizzle = Frazzle.


blood4bloodgod says

Gimme a derp chicken


you get:

Modern Game Chicken



you asked for derp

Although modern game chickens have the appearance of traditional fighting birds, they are actually show birds bread for these qualities. They are actually curious and friendly birds.


Herredy says

hmu ben bby <3


you get:

Gingernut Ranger



these chickens are cross breeds between rhode island reds and light sussex. They are incredibly tame birds who are very productive egg layers.
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I would like an order of fried chicken please.
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Me pls
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may i get 1
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I guess 5 toes for a chicken is special? :O
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it just d o e s
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Dorkings are a very special -- and very endangered -- breed. They're one of the oldest known breeds of chicken domesticated for human use (reportedly having been developed during the Roman empire), as evidenced by their 5 toes instead of the usual 4. https://www.mypetchicken.com/chicken-breeds/Dorking-B136.aspx

HOW DOES HAVING 5 TOES EVIDENCE THIS IDGI?!?
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hmu ben bby <3
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Gimme a derp chicken
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giv me chickoon
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me
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me captain
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I was going to give you sultan because they are from turkey but i already used that one
over 7 years
that came off as a passive aggressive sarcasm post after sending it, it was not :0
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>east

checked

>weird

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>unsightly

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Thanks Ben!
over 7 years

XFire1994 says

hen me ben


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Naked Neck



They are popular in the east due to their ability to survive in high heat. Good layers even though they look weird and unsightly.
over 7 years
hen me ben
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nearbeer says

Thread quality is through the roof


you get:

booted bantam



Booted bantams are true bantams and have no large counterpart. They have fluffy feet, and due to this they are said to do less damage to the ground.
over 7 years
Thread quality is through the roof
over 7 years

baabaa says

:D


you get:

Silkie



Silkies have unusual fluffy feathers, blue ears and an extra toe. They are extremely friendly and docile, and are renowned for their mothering abilities
over 7 years
:D
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ObitoSigma says

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you get:

sultan



while being poor foragerssultans make excellent pets due to their friendly docile nature. They are very un-aggressive. Even with their thick plumage and beards, sultans do not do well in cold weather.
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