I dont even have an Epicmafia account
waluigis name is a bad pun
confession on behalf of sammy: 'i have a mangina'
WTF how did I not know this was u
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ive jerked off to the faces thread more times than i can count
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SHOUK? WE DID SO WELL for not knowing each other, twas good bonding
is this actually true,.......
i played newylweds with splody once...
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I type with my left thumb and my right index finger when I'm on mobile and everyone seems to notice and points it out to me.
if you your clone is it incest or masturbation?
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My kink is EpicMafia
i said i was blue once but i lied i was maf sorry
superchimpy adored you
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i used to be emuser splody if u remember him he had a giraffe avatar he was a nice guy i aspired to be him but alas this is who i truly am
This is my 4th account. I've been on epicmafia longer than all of you.
You disgust me.
No, I've never had a job
Because I've never wanted one
I've seen you smile
But I've never really heard you laugh
So who is rich and who is poor?
I cannot say... oh
You are your mother's only son
And you're a desperate one
Oh...
But I don't want a lover
I just want to be seen... oh...
In the back of your car
I've decided to be more adventurous. Live a little, go outside my comfort zone. Y'know?
So today... before playing a game...
I flossed my teeth from left to right instead of the usual right to left.
I think... tomorrow I might try starting from the bottom row of teeth.
Please don't share outside this forum. Thank.
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I wish I could abuse my powers as games lobby mod but there's no one left in the lobby and I realized that I'm a few years too late
i used to abuse my powers as a games lobby mod so hood took it away from me
I made a website called epicmafia then abandoned it.
i just posted in one of the worst threads of 2017
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i cheated with a sandboxer a few years ago it was fun
