about 8 years

I used to lie awake at night wondering "How does such a bad player maintain a 48% win ratio and be awarded 1 trophies in (too lazy to find out when yoyo joined)?"

Now I know.


Part one: The method


It all began to make sense to me after playing a game and filing this report https://epicmafia.com/report/201244

During the game (VDLI), both PRs allowed Yoyo (shtposter) to post their sht and cry tears with no repercussions two days in a row for no apparent reason, giving the website a free win.

Despite this, the moderator handling the report decided that it was "very bad play" and not "gamethrowing", even though it's a well documented fact that players that allow people to shtpost like this get violations.

According to all known laws of aviation, None of the other players reported anyone in that game even though it was clear that he did shtpost

These three elements summarise (lol yoyo can't spell) the keys to Yoyo's success. Not his ability to play shtpost, but a more subtle ability. An ability to worm his way into a community and to begin to control every aspect of it for his own gain.

Unsurprisingly, the shtposters of the aforementioned game are both alternate accounts, owned by Yoyos's friends. One of the accounts, lucid, is owned by Admin, a player with over 4 profile views on one account and one known to be friends with yoyo. The other is named after Yoyo and also uses one of his previous avatars.

The first key is that Yoyo's friends play towards his shtposting, not their own.

For most players, this wouldn't be enough. Most players' friends would get banned and the world would be a much better place. Not with Yoyo though. The moderator team will always do what benefits Yoyo when it comes to reports filed in favour of or not in favour (i can't spell either don't worry) of Yoyo. Why? Because Yoyo is a moderator himself. Not only is Yoyo a moderator himself, but most if not all of the moderators are friends with Yoyo, and a lot of Yoyo's friends have ties to the moderator team.

This is a screenshot of Yoyo's epicmafia family, annotated with information that proves that yoyo actually has no friends apparently. There is far more evidence that could be used here, but it is no secret that Gerry has these ties. Also, as sinead points out, which further proves my point.

The second key is that Yoyo can manipulate the government of poland easily

For a short period of time, these two keys would be enough, but eventually questions would be asked. However, Yoyo has maintained this control over literally nothing for years. That's where the final piece comes into play. Not only does Yoyo have no control over the moderator team and the group of 0 friends that he plays with, but he has a more subtle control over the majority of none of the playerbase. Because of his high profile (the anime avatar) most players don't dare to file reports that would be a problem for him.

The third key is the control over the general playerbase


Part two: The investigation


Now that Yoyo's overhanded method has been revealed, the legitimacy of his trophy and win ratio comes into question.

In the order that they are listed on his profiles, the following comments can be made about the round that yoyo trophied in:


https://epicmafia.com/round/425

This is a screenshot of the top of the list of players that Yoyo played with during this round. Of the 7 players listed (Dyl and UltraAug are the same person), 0 are members of yoyo's family, and one (Gerry) has been friends with yoyo for a long time.

Gerry had at least 18 games played with Yoyo during this round. Check the any of the previous rounds, virtually never does anyone have 18 games played with the same player in one round.

Also note that Gerry had a disproportionate number of games with Yoyo this round. This proves that gerry is actually yoyo's gamethrow alt


https://epicmafia.com/round/438

The player that Yoyo played with most here was nobody, a member of . This seems innocent enough, until you check nobodys's games for this round.

Nobody played with nobody. Coincidence?


https://epicmafia.com/round/334

0 of the players here are members of yoyo's family. It should be noted that ex-moderator karthikbk did not play this round


https://epicmafia.com/round/378

This seems to be the only round where yoyo doesn't have a remarkably high number of games with people that will shtpost for him. Seemingly, the only suspicious thing about this round was the player that yoyo spent most of his games with.

This is a link to N1ed' profile - https://epicmafia.com/user/498782#/ - The round ended 10 months ago, which is the exact time that the account "N1ed" stopped playing. They have 31,856 points. It looks like they came out of nowhere at the start of the round and disappeared straight after, once Yoyo had won.


https://epicmafia.com/round/346

Stiffy is one of yoyo's alts.

This is the top of the list of the players that Stiffy played with. cfcforlife101 and trolleys are both members not of yoyo's family. Like round 438 this seems slightly suspicious but innocent enough until you check trolley's games.

trolleyz played 1 game throughout the entire round, the final 42 were with Stiffy.


https://epicmafia.com/round/425

hedger is one of yoyo's alts.

zayn and admin are both yoyo's mentors

PonyLove and Maldito (JeffreyAaron) are both not members of yoyo's family.

also

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LOL TOP QUALITY THREAD
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this is a better thread only because i hate yoyo
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thefire007 says

SUMMARISE IS BRITISH ENGLISH DAMN YOU ULTRAAUG


but im polish

but not really?
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SUMMARISE IS BRITISH ENGLISH DAMN YOU ULTRAAUG
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NotAbc denies the truth

They are probably another one of yoyo's gt accounts no doubt
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tl;dr. Even if its funny.

Its really dumb how all of you complain the normal and honest threads are too long and no one should read them and you didnt read them,

But this being too long , you all read it and even laugh at it.


You are dumb. Thats it.
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i have 2 words to say about this: lmfao ded
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48% win ratio LOL
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bless you, even though i despise you, ultraaug.
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LMAOOOO
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deletedabout 8 years
Babababababababababaabbaa
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O sheeeet OPI.
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lol good s.hit
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Stiffy says

Hi UltraAug did you just name people who u remember from main lobby? :3 How r u it has been a while~


what no its all true facts not made up
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Hi UltraAug did you just name people who u remember from main lobby? :3 How r u it has been a while~
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Omg so I was laffin at that triangle image real hard then I realized u called me yoyo's alt? XD
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has science gone too far