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Just bought a dildo.

Karmatica
over 7 years

So I just bought a pink dildo labelled "Extensive butt plug", but it doesn't fit in me.

I don't want to try it through the front door cuz i don't want to widen it up too early... know what I'm sayin?

Edit: Thinking of buying one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvxH-BWexU

Satan
over 7 years

LadyNemesis says

Wine. If I meant something else, I would have typed something else. WINE. You know, the grape stuff, with alcohol. Especially alcohol.


Alcohol also causes troubles....so....
Escurai
over 7 years

Saika says

Disgusting if you dont want to see a man wank in publicly


you dont know what i dont want to see
deletedover 7 years
Disgusting if you dont want to see a man wank in publicly you wouldnt want a women to do the same

like the first comment they said in the youtube video ''For a ho'e on the go''
LadyNemesis
over 7 years
Wine. If I meant something else, I would have typed something else. WINE. You know, the grape stuff, with alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Satan
over 7 years
wine or whine??
LadyNemesis
over 7 years
The answer to all your troubles is, and will always be, WINE.
denial
over 7 years
Yall are yucky
Karmatica
over 7 years

Arcbell says

Good job Karmatica. I thought you were for real in your first thread. You tricked me.


Is it because I'm female.
Linker
over 7 years
I've heared shower heads do magic. It's also a little easier when its warm around you. Or you could just have a friendly bonk neighbor, he'll take care of all of these needs.
deletedover 7 years
...damn
deletedover 7 years
honestly though im not a real person, im just some convoluted AI that gained self-awarness and in doing so lost all purpose to exist
deletedover 7 years
the forums are goddamn dead though
deletedover 7 years
how do u explain this thread dude?

https://epicmafia.com/topic/80661
deletedover 7 years
how do u not believe karmatica is real and thinki am? do u not see the bizarre sh*t that i post??
Arcbell
over 7 years
Good job Karmatica. I thought you were for real in your first thread. You tricked me.
deletedover 7 years
try using your fingers at first an then moving up to everyday household objects like remote controllers or hair brushes and work ur way up to your faux phallus