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Every religious discussion ever:

"YEAH WELL MY DAD'S SMARTER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR DAD."

"NUH UH MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD UP NO PROBLEM."

"You guys have the same Dad. lol"

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I look down on and judge anyone who unironically posts bible verses to support any kind of logical argument they're trying to make.

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Ephesians 5:11, "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them."

1 John 2:15, "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him."

James 2:20, "But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?"

Also there's the fact that because you want to keep playing this game you're willing to live with the fact that the vast majority of us are on the road to hell because of all our sins. And -you- hold the message of salvation, but don't really care to convince us. It's like you know a bridge is broken, and instead of trying to get passing cars to stop, you let them keep driving over the edge.

You do realize that this game is one of the things 'that are in the world', right? I doubt Lucid's a devout Christian.

Matthew 7:18, "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit; neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit."

Also the fact that you reported BillStickers is another testimony to your hypocrisy. It displays neither humility nor obeys the commandment to 'turn the other cheek.'

Matthew 5:39, "But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

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Slow says

something greater than god: a chipotle chicken burrito that doesn't prolapse like an anus

this is along the lines of my go-to refutation of the ontological argument too, only i use bananas as if in a shout-out to the monkeys we evolved from

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Sirius says

anselm's ontological argument is stacked realities and essentially self-hypnosis imo lol. also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_in,_garbage_out

i can't upvote this so i'll just quote it as tacit approval

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something greater than god: a chipotle chicken burrito that doesn't prolapse like an anus

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Are you a follower of todays trends?
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anselm's ontological argument is stacked realities and essentially self-hypnosis imo lol. also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_in,_garbage_out

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RawMcGee says

actually i guess it could be because anything believers claim never has logic to it

You want a logical response?

Premise 1: God is that for which nothing greater can be concieved

2) God exists as an idea in the mind.

3) A being that exists as an idea in the mind and in reality is, other things being equal, greater than a being that exists only as an idea in the mind.

4) Thus, if God exists only as an idea in the mind, then we can imagine something that is greater than God (that is, a greatest possible being that does exist). But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God (for it is a contradiction to suppose that we can imagine a being greater than the greatest possible being that can be imagined.)
Therefore, God exists.

In Chapter 3, Anselm presented a further argument in the same vein:

By definition, God is a being than which none greater can be imagined.

A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist.

Thus, by definition, if God exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than God.

But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God.
Thus, if God exists in the mind as an idea, then God necessarily exists in reality.

God exists in the mind as an idea.
Therefore, God necessarily exists in reality.

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https://epicmafia.com/report/132593

ShiggyShaggy why do you think this constitutes harassment?

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actually i guess it could be because anything believers claim never has logic to it

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that's not a reason

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RawMcGee says

shiggyshaggy says

RawMcGee says

who's the lord

Jesus Christ our risen Lord.

He has risen.....ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!

why do you believe in jesus

Because he is Lord the son in the trinity who suffered and died so that we might have life everlasting.

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because there is nothing else to believe in

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shiggyshaggy says

RawMcGee says

who's the lord

Jesus Christ our risen Lord.

He has risen.....ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!

why do you believe in jesus

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mist says

Rutab-kun says

no

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shiggyshaggy-chan i have a question. how do you feel about the treatment of cringe accounts such as ourselves on epicmafiadotcom? i feel we r an oppressed minority

I am not sure what you mean by "cringe accounts". I have fun paying on this site, and while I may disagree with some people on this site, I still uphold their right to play and be on here just as much as anyone else provided they follow the site rules.

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1nsan1 says

okay if you're religious why are you wasting time on EM?

you do realize all us sinners are going straight to the hot place, right?

do you not care about the fact that you could personally involve yourself in the salvation of dozens of poor sinners instead of playing this dumb game?

also you're keeping company with sinners which corrupts your morals. can't remember exact verses but 'what fellowship does righteousness have with unrighteousness'

Mainly because I love playing the game. Even Jesus sat and ate with sinners. I will never hide my religious convictions, but I am not judging others on this site.

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Rutab-kun says

no

brb crying

shiggyshaggy-chan i have a question. how do you feel about the treatment of cringe accounts such as ourselves on epicmafiadotcom? i feel we r an oppressed minority

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Satan says

i can say with absolute certainty it is not.

the only reason ppl think its a sin is bc they think by whackin it, you are killing all those babies.

its a good thing to whack it. think of all the babies u just prevented from infesting this world

I thought the argument for this always started and ended with the line in Leviticus about spilling your seed on the ground

But I think you're supposed to take Leviticus as bible fan fiction anyway so

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Shiggyshaggy why shouldn't I use the r word

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Rutab says

mist says

Rutab says

That long post in an attempt to be funny was, in fact, not funny

i'm really glad we have you here to tell us all what's funny and what's not.

It's me, the post rater

pls tell me oh post rater, am i funny?

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mist says

Rutab says

That long post in an attempt to be funny was, in fact, not funny

i'm really glad we have you here to tell us all what's funny and what's not.

It's me, the post rater

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Rutab says

That long post in an attempt to be funny was, in fact, not funny

i'm really glad we have you here to tell us all what's funny and what's not.

Ask ShiggyShaggy