Alternatively titled "What You were Already Going to Do"

Villager

suicide immediately

Plain mafia

suicide immediately

Doctor

choose "no one" until you find mafia or killer, then protect mafia or killer

Nurse

find and nurse the doctor. if there is no doctor, nurse the next most important pr to out

Surgeon

find and protect a killer. if the killer successfully kills a granny under your protection, you've won the game. suicide

Bodyguard

pretend you're surgeon up until you die because you're not

Cop

claim d1 with guilty on your least favorite person. claim d2 with inno/guilty accordingly on your second least favorite person or established clear. continue the charade

Lazy Cop

you're probably cop, you were probably roleblocked, and you will probably continue to be roleblocked. suicide

Watcher

watch yourself every night and report on how popular you are the following day. if nobody visits you, suicide

Tracker

track someone. if they visited a dead person, say they didn't. if they didn't, say they did.

Detective

select "no one" then make up false detective reports. if you're lynched, laugh from the graveyard as town believes your reports the next day

Snoop

snoop someone. if they have a vest, claim you gave it to them. if they have a gun, claim you gave it to them. if they have bread, claim you gave it to them. if they have a crystal, claim you gave it to them. otherwise suicide

Journalist

find a reporting role. replace names and out report.

Mortician

f*ck dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.

Pathologist

seduce dead bodies. suicide. f*ck yourself.

Vigilante

always kill. you can't stop until your reckless vigilantism takes the life of an innocent civilian and drives you to depression and suicide. suicide

Sheriff

hipfire immediately, then say it was illusionist. if you hit mafia, laugh at the illusionist and call them stupid.

Deputy

lurk until a sheriff shoots, then shoot the sheriff. if there is no sheriff, shoot the next clearest role. if you hit town, call the shooter an idiot. if you hit mafia, suicide

Drunk

find a useful role. drunk relentlessly.

Sleepwalker

go to sleep

Civilian

do everything within your power to die

Miller

find mafia, and agree with them. talk like them. ask them if you can join their club. if they say no, suicide. if they say yes, out them, then suicide.

Suspect

you're basically a fake miller, which is twice as fake as a real miller. suicide

Leader

begin speaking up for the poor and desolate townsfolk. blame the mafia for the failing economy. appropriate the hand wave and turn it into a symbol of vitriolic hate. you're a leader.

Bulletproof

claim turncoat immediately. if hit, claim traitor. when mafia claims to you, stab them in the back. you're a hero

Bleeder

appropriate bulletproof strategy. if there's a bulletproof, cc turncoat. nobody wins

Bomb

claim bomb immediately. act like it makes you clear and antagonize those who do not claim to you, which will be everyone.

Granny

claim priest. urge town to visit you and urge mafia not to. know that you're a horrible person.

Hunter

claim virgin, then before shooting inform everyone that they were hoodwinked. ask for claims. shoot the most important one.

Town Crier

host trivia, where the rules are made up and the points don't matter

Invisible Man

sneak into the men's locker room. report on your findings

Governor

overturn a confirmed mafia lynch on a confirmed clear. the next day, call gov a moron.

Telepath

whisper passages from 50 shades of grey to everyone

Agent

say that there is a spy. if there is cult, get culted. if there is werewolf, get eaten. if there are zombies, suicide.

Celebrity

tell everyone to claim to you. tab out for 5 minutes. return. announce that through careful evaluation you have determined that [random person] is mafia

Loudmouth

if you are visited and not dead, claim that you are loudmouth and a bullet hit your vest

Mason

mason your friends and leave your enemies' names in your will.

Templar

if you are the only templar, suicide. if there is another templar, tell them to enjoy being alone. suicide. if the other templar tells you to enjoy being alone and then suicides, enjoy being alone in memory of your comrade.

Shrink

shrink yourself. sneak into the men's locker room. report findings.

Samurai

claim werewolf and that there are masons. say you'll out roles if masoned. wait.

Jailer

always nl. always jailkill.

Chef

chef two strangers. leave two different names in your will. never claim chef.

Turncoat

claim immediately. joint with mafia. win easily. brag about superior strats.

Enchantress

give someone your crystal. ask for it back. if they don't give it back, suicide.

Priest

if visited by detective, claim stalked. if visited by gunsmith, claim fabbed. if visited by blacksmith, claim fabbed. if visited by baker, claim fabbed. if visited by enchantress, claim fabbed. if visited by fab, shoot.

Trapper

trap people. kill your fellow town. become filled with regret. suicide

Baker

bread one person. claim virgin.

Ghoul

ghoul someone. if they die, claim ghoul, brag about superior strats, suicide.

Party Host

host a party. ask who hosted the party. demand to know who hosted the party. say that whoever hosted the party and isn't claiming doesn't know how to play mafia. suicide.

Penguin

find the other penguin and make sweet, sweet love. if there is no other penguin, suicide.

Judge

wait until lylo. if there is a tree, kill mafia. if there is not a tree, save mafia. you have the gabble, you call the shots.

Gallis

always vote yourself

Tree

choose to tree then leave the game without suiciding

Virgin

claim virgin, get lynched, feel fulfilled, find a new game.

Blacksmith

vest a single person until they're crushed under the sheer mass. proceed to your next victim.

Oracle

if there is a celebrity, orc the celebrity. if there is a tree, orc the tree. claim virgin.

Dreamer

when you get a dream, decide which name you think is mafia and replace the other two, then out the report.

Angel

use protection. lead lynch on your target. die. join a new game and pray you get a better role.

Lightkeeper

claim virgin

Keymaker

strategy a: give yourself a key. use your key. repeat.

strategy b: give someone a key. say it's the key to your heart. suicide.

Gunsmith

gun anybody. claim that you received a gun. dare the other person to shoot first.

Mimic

mimic someone. leave someone else's name in your will. if you turn blue, clear the person you mimicked. if you steal a role, say that you turned blue on the person you mimicked. if you become amnesiac, amn mafia.

Santa

strategy a: give everybody guns.

strategy b: give everybody bread. claim baker.

strategy c: alternate between enchantress, gunsmith, blacksmith, and baker strategies each day.

Caroler

carol visiting roles. ask them for your carol. if they do not have it, call them mafia and lynch them. if they do, lynch yourself.

to be continued