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EM Bootcamp

Betrayalalmost 12 years ago

Attention citizens of EPIC MAFIA! Today, I am starting the Official EM Bootcamp! What is this Bootcamp, you might ask?

Starting today I will be training individuals between the ages of 13-17 who want to become a professional mafia player!

Why target this age group? Because by the time you hit 18, it is far too late to start your career as a professional mafia player. You gotta get em' while they're still young.

My training program is more rigourous than the current Mentorship program. I will guide you 1 on 1 to become a legend / professional mafia player.

Those ages 13-17 can get acceptance for free, all other age groups must pay a flat fee of $1 PayPal. Fee waivers can be made under special circumstances.

All disciples who enter this rigorous BootCamp must adhere to the following rules:

  1. You must drop out of high school. High school will only get in the way of your rise to becoming an EM legend.
  2. You must have two accounts, one main and one alt, and you must play all your hearts on both accounts every day.
  3. You may not discuss what you've learned with anyone outside of the Boot Camp.
  4. You must maintain a 3.0 GPA or higher OR you will be put on academic probation and later kicked from the program if you fail to maintain satisfactory academic standards.
  5. You must not receive any violations during your enrollment in this BootCamp or you will be temporarily suspended.

APPLICATION FORM: (post or PM)

Username:

Age:

*Younger applicants have a higher chance of being accepted into this rigorous program than older ones.

DEGREES

  • Bachelors in Becoming Admin
  • Bachelors in Becoming A Mod
  • Bachelors in Becoming A Mentor
  • Bachelors in Computer Science
  • Bachelors in EM History
  • Bachelors in Mafia (the general ed degree)
  • Bachelors in Mafia Science
  • Bachelors in Town Science
  • Bachelors in Trolling
  • Bachelors in Viral Thread Science

& yes, gifted students may double major, it takes 1 month to obtain a degree, you will require more studying time if you choose to double major

Poll
Do you believe you have what it takes to succeed as a disciple of Betrayal's boot camp?
No71%5
Yes28%2
7 votes
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
you won't get very far with this once YOU KNOW WHO COMES BACK AND TELLS YOU
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
ok can i be in charge of discipline
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
KillHimNotMe
I will accept a position as department chair and corporate Vice President
sure u can be next to me, the headmaster
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
I will accept a position as department chair and corporate Vice President
Tiffiduliualmost 12 years ago
Username: Tiffiduliu
Age: 13
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
I have high hopes for this BootCamp, many of our gradutes will go on to become Moderators and Admins one day, this is the future of EM~
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
lolwot
thank you based professor
No prob, I've sent your starter kit, please reply to the PM. and make sure to refer any of your friends to this bootcamp. Also I highly advise that you drop outta high school if you want to pass with good remarks
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago
thank you based professor
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
Attention: lolwot has just enrolled in the BootCamp! Everyone give him a warm welcome! I will be sending you your starter KIT through PM momentarily! :)
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deleteddeletedalmost 12 years agoedited
Betrayal
lolwot


sign me up :^)
Sure, just a couple questions...

How old are you? I just turned 13 this morning at 11:23:05 EST :^)

Do you have alumni who have previously attended this institution? No

If you are overage, how do you plan to fund your education? admin will sponser me with tokens

Are you currently on welfare or receiving assistance from the government? Yes, admin is assisting me. he is very rish

How many years have you been active on Epicmafia? 8 years, since I was the tender age of 5 :^)

Do you or any loved ones currently serve on the Epic Mafia's Moderation team? No
Betrayalalmost 12 years agoedited
lolwot


sign me up :^)
Sure, just a couple questions...

How old are you?

Do you have alumni who have previously attended this institution?

If you are overage, how do you plan to fund your education?

Are you currently on welfare or receiving assistance from the government?

How many years have you been active on Epicmafia?

Do you or any loved ones currently serve on the Epic Mafia's Moderation team?
deleteddeletedalmost 12 years ago


sign me up :^)
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
professors get paid 2000 per week
Betrayalalmost 12 years agoedited
ronbrohard
This school seems trustworthy, I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to become a PRO mafia player, think of how famous u will be if u get all dem degrees
famous isn't the only incentive for attending my school. The starting salary for typical graduates in 1000 per week. and that's just typical. if you're an overachiever, u will earn more after graduation
ronbrohardalmost 12 years agoedited
This school seems trustworthy, I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to become a PRO mafia player, think of how famous u will be if u get all dem degrees
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
PublicEnemy
Why not in Becoming A Admin??

Also one month is too short a time to learn imo :/
sounds good, i didnt have any experienced professors on board for the Becoming An Admin course but now u can teach it's been added

anyone can become a mod, its 2ez been there done that
PaulAtreidesalmost 12 years ago
Betrayal
PaulAtreides
i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those
The EM Bootcamp is the only accredited university to date, so therefore, you are lying!!
Paul does not lie
PublicEnemyalmost 12 years ago
Why not in Becoming A Admin??

Also one month is too short a time to learn imo :/
Betrayalalmost 12 years agoedited
You can also teach classes for students obtaining their Bachelors in Becoming A Mod.
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
Public Enemy, you seem like a knowledgeable person, you have my permission to be an Admissions Officer if you want.
Betrayalalmost 12 years agoedited
PublicEnemy
How is GPA calculated?
You receive a number grade on your weekly performance every week (7 days) on a scale of 0-5.

We add each week's performance at the end of the month and divide it by 4 to get your semester GPA.

Top students can receive work study grants to help compensate for their time spent studying.
PublicEnemyalmost 12 years ago
How is GPA calculated?
Warrensalmost 12 years ago
you took time out of your day to make and format this thread
Betrayalalmost 12 years ago
PaulAtreides
i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those
The EM Bootcamp is the only accredited university to date, so therefore, you are lying!!
PaulAtreidesalmost 12 years ago
i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those