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Attention citizens of EPIC MAFIA! Today, I am starting the Official EM Bootcamp! What is this Bootcamp, you might ask?

Starting today I will be training individuals between the ages of 13-17 who want to become a professional mafia player!

Why target this age group? Because by the time you hit 18, it is far too late to start your career as a professional mafia player. You gotta get em' while they're still young.

My training program is more rigourous than the current Mentorship program. I will guide you 1 on 1 to become a legend / professional mafia player.

Those ages 13-17 can get acceptance for free, all other age groups must pay a flat fee of $1 PayPal. Fee waivers can be made under special circumstances.

All disciples who enter this rigorous BootCamp must adhere to the following rules:

  1. You must drop out of high school. High school will only get in the way of your rise to becoming an EM legend.
  2. You must have two accounts, one main and one alt, and you must play all your hearts on both accounts every day.
  3. You may not discuss what you've learned with anyone outside of the Boot Camp.
  4. You must maintain a 3.0 GPA or higher OR you will be put on academic probation and later kicked from the program if you fail to maintain satisfactory academic standards.
  5. You must not receive any violations during your enrollment in this BootCamp or you will be temporarily suspended.

APPLICATION FORM: (post or PM)

Username:

Age:

*Younger applicants have a higher chance of being accepted into this rigorous program than older ones.

DEGREES

  • Bachelors in Becoming Admin
  • Bachelors in Becoming A Mod
  • Bachelors in Becoming A Mentor
  • Bachelors in Computer Science
  • Bachelors in EM History
  • Bachelors in Mafia (the general ed degree)
  • Bachelors in Mafia Science
  • Bachelors in Town Science
  • Bachelors in Trolling
  • Bachelors in Viral Thread Science

& yes, gifted students may double major, it takes 1 month to obtain a degree, you will require more studying time if you choose to double major

Do you believe you have what it takes to succeed as a disciple of Betrayal's boot camp?
5
No
2
Yes
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you won't get very far with this once YOU KNOW WHO COMES BACK AND TELLS YOU
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ok can i be in charge of discipline
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KillHimNotMe says

I will accept a position as department chair and corporate Vice President


sure u can be next to me, the headmaster
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I will accept a position as department chair and corporate Vice President
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Username: Tiffiduliu
Age: 13
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I have high hopes for this BootCamp, many of our gradutes will go on to become Moderators and Admins one day, this is the future of EM~
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lolwot says

thank you based professor


No prob, I've sent your starter kit, please reply to the PM. and make sure to refer any of your friends to this bootcamp. Also I highly advise that you drop outta high school if you want to pass with good remarks
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thank you based professor
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Attention: lolwot has just enrolled in the BootCamp! Everyone give him a warm welcome! I will be sending you your starter KIT through PM momentarily! :)
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Betrayal says


lolwot says



sign me up :^)


Sure, just a couple questions...

How old are you? I just turned 13 this morning at 11:23:05 EST :^)

Do you have alumni who have previously attended this institution? No

If you are overage, how do you plan to fund your education? admin will sponser me with tokens

Are you currently on welfare or receiving assistance from the government? Yes, admin is assisting me. he is very rish

How many years have you been active on Epicmafia? 8 years, since I was the tender age of 5 :^)

Do you or any loved ones currently serve on the Epic Mafia's Moderation team? No

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lolwot says



sign me up :^)


Sure, just a couple questions...

How old are you?

Do you have alumni who have previously attended this institution?

If you are overage, how do you plan to fund your education?

Are you currently on welfare or receiving assistance from the government?

How many years have you been active on Epicmafia?

Do you or any loved ones currently serve on the Epic Mafia's Moderation team?
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sign me up :^)
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professors get paid 2000 per week
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ronbrohard says

This school seems trustworthy, I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to become a PRO mafia player, think of how famous u will be if u get all dem degrees


famous isn't the only incentive for attending my school. The starting salary for typical graduates in 1000 per week. and that's just typical. if you're an overachiever, u will earn more after graduation
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This school seems trustworthy, I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to become a PRO mafia player, think of how famous u will be if u get all dem degrees
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PublicEnemy says

Why not in Becoming A Admin??

Also one month is too short a time to learn imo :/


sounds good, i didnt have any experienced professors on board for the Becoming An Admin course but now u can teach it's been added

anyone can become a mod, its 2ez been there done that
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Betrayal says


PaulAtreides says

i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those


The EM Bootcamp is the only accredited university to date, so therefore, you are lying!!


Paul does not lie
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Why not in Becoming A Admin??

Also one month is too short a time to learn imo :/
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You can also teach classes for students obtaining their Bachelors in Becoming A Mod.
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Public Enemy, you seem like a knowledgeable person, you have my permission to be an Admissions Officer if you want.
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PublicEnemy says

How is GPA calculated?


You receive a number grade on your weekly performance every week (7 days) on a scale of 0-5.

We add each week's performance at the end of the month and divide it by 4 to get your semester GPA.

Top students can receive work study grants to help compensate for their time spent studying.
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How is GPA calculated?
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you took time out of your day to make and format this thread
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PaulAtreides says

i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those


The EM Bootcamp is the only accredited university to date, so therefore, you are lying!!
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i dont need a bachelors in any of those because i have a masters in all those