'What are you going to do about it? You have to make them pay!'
Your name is Riddler. Years ago you were just a blue in a small town, overrun by Mafia. Your town doc, Alexmeanberg successfully cock-blocked the maf twice, only for the oracle DreamWorksStudios to lose it all. Now, years later you've become the Sheriff of the town, and aided by your Deputy Nanita, you will finally have your vengeance upon DreamWorksStudios, who has become the leader of a dangerous cult.
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deletedover 14 years
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, b