A variation of Christopherzilla's 'Meanwhile In Russia...'.

Will the vigilant Vigilante hold his ground, or snap and shoot? Will the Gunsmiths be wise enough to only equip the righteous? Will the Blacksmith protect the innocent or will the Werewolves get an extra level of armour? Will the Anarchist complete his mission of live and let die? Or will the Voodoo pick me and curse 'will' so that I am *feels a sudden chill and dies*.