In the game of epicmafia, a circljerk emerges. The ninja and strongman (ling and jericho) are out to cause mischief and mayhem. Only the tracker (systemoverload) can find see who's the mafia, but he's still too noob to catch ling, and that pesky sleepwalker (soda17) who can't towntell to save his life keeps getting in the way. Can the s*xy nurse (goodbar) seduce ling enough to stop him from killing innocent people?