Great power fantasy. I bet you have wet dreams about that, huh?

>As Bebop our Lord reached MafiaScum, he could see he had his hands full.
>The aliens had two massive mods, capable of mass destruction.
>Bebop is being signaled to land by the craft.
>Bebop lands on a landing pad
>The Aliens come out to meet him.
>Bebop exits the ship in style, leaping 12 meters and landing gracefully, his bear cape flapping behind him.
>The aliens approach him cautiously.
>They look like humans, but they are wearing masks so it is hard to tell.
>Bebop slays them all.

THE END

Part 6:
>The year is 2124
>Bebop invests all efforts to making warp drives to quickly travel and defeat the aliens.
>Alien no longer means someone from somewhere else. It means enemy.
>Bebop's enemy.
>Our Deliverer Bebop has found a small group of aliens on MafiaScum
>Bebop our King uses this opportunity to test out his latest warp drive.
>Scientist hears of Bebop the One's plan.
>Scientist bows a knee in Bebop's throne room.
>"My Lord, you say you plan to destroy these aliens, but the warp drive is not big enough for a Bebop Destroyer. How will you defeat them?"
>Bebop the Conquerer stood, and leaped from his 16 foot high throne.
>He landed in front of the scientist on one knee, then he stood.
>"I will take my personal Bebop fighter. No single alien will be left alive."
>Bebop the Masted made his way to the Bebop Hanger, and boarded his ship.
>Takes off and goes into "search engine"
>Uses Warp Drive to reach MafiaScum

>He puts out a law that all able-bodied users must serve in his glorious conquest or be banned
>Immediately all the citizens of Sandboxia rush to our Lord's aid
>Those who didn't are immediately stopped
>Bebop the Mighty addresses his people
>"Today, we embark on a new conquest"
>"A conquest whose single goal is to stop all of the DanganMafia aliens in the world wide web"
>"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Sandboxia"
>"We become the Sandboxian Galactic Empire!"
>"Hail, Bebop!"
>"Hail, Bebop!"
>"Hail, Bebop!"
>( '-')/

PART 5:
>2087
>The Sandboxian war machine controls all of Epicmafia's servers
>This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport DanganMafia players
>There isn't really such a thing as DanganMafia now
>That's just what Bebop the Unstoppable calls anyone who rebels against him
>The common solution has been to ban them from every lobby except Games
>But our great Lord Bebop is stuck now
>There is nowhere to expand
>No place to conquer
>No place, at least, on Epicmafia
>Bebop, not to be stopped by Epicmafia, turns his eyes to other online mafia games
>He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Bebop-bucks) into his cross-site program
>He amasses a fleet of 2000 Bebop Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Bebop Fighters
>The Bebopwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships
>Flash forward to 2104
>Bebop the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the world wide web

>A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative
>"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Jimbei would have wanted"
>He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Bebop House
>The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison
>He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room
>"For Jimbei" he says to himself as he enters the throne room
>He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the AriZona and aim their weapons at him
>"What's going on, it's just green tea!" the operative proclaims
>The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne
>"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?"
>"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan"
>The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Bebop
>"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief
>Bebop the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk
>"You're stopped"

PART 4:
>2068
>Emperor Bebop is nearing his goal of site conquest
>The Sandboxian Empire can't be stopped
>Survivor has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Main will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself
>Sandbox has truly become great again
>A rebellion has risen in the SE
>Comprised mostly of SJWs and noavis who want their police state back
>Have tried several times to assassinate Bebop the Ever-living but all have failed
>The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed
>Have an operative that is Bebop's personal servant
>Will put poison his AriZona
>The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan
>The operative goes to the secret meeting location
>The rebels tell stories about how a woman named Jimbei almost defeated Bebop
>They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Jimbei had won
>One rebel adds on to the story "Bebop wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality"

>On Fridays, BNN live streams the Wall
>All the Dangan players found that week are stood up on top of the Great Bebop Wall
>Notice my neighbor is among them
>A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall
>How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Bebop the Ever-living
>The camera zooms in on our Lord
>"To all Dangans that continue to taint Sandbox, I will find you. And I will stop you."
>Lord Bebop begins to kick each DMer one by one off the wall
>Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death
>Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STOPPED" after each Dangan-er is kicked
What a great time to be alive

PART 3:
>The year is 2066
>Wake up, turn on BNN (Bebop News Network)
>Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Games
>Think to myself "Thank God I live in Bebox"
>Look outside my window
>Notice the Bebopstapo kick down my neighbors door
>They drag out my neighbor, Neopetsaresokawaii
>Bebopstapo force her onto her knees
>A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Beboppen-SS
>I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him
>Bebop the Ever-Living
>Bebop the Undying
>Bebop the Conqueror
>The other neighbors started to gather around
>"You're from Dangan, aren't you?" Our Lord asked
>"No Bebop, no no!"
>"That's what they all say"
>The Bebopstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?"
>The God-Emperor smirked
>My neighbors begin to chant
>"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!"
>"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
>My neighbors cheer and celebrate
>Several days later
>Turn on BNN

>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Looks like you're stopped!" said the Survivor Dictator with a smile
>Bebop smirks "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the mods in a matter of seconds
>cjn104 takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Bebop raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Lord Bebop aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Survivor dictator
>"Chris.."
>A bead of sweat ran down the side of cjn104's face
>Bebop the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
>"You're demodded"

part 2:
>The year is 2048
>Bebop's Empire has taken Games and is now invading Survivor
>Bebop the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Bebop's mods entered the war room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. cjn104 is still alive."
>Bebop stood up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Bebopenator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."
>Bebop's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above cjn104's palace
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
>Bebop lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>The palace's doors open on their own upon Bebop's arrival
>Lord Bebop moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Bebopenning taking them out with lobby bans
>Bebop the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace mods

>2016
>Bebop has just been ownered
>About to say first words as owner
>He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience
>"Wadanohara, you're fired"
>Shortly after this Bebop reveals that he's immortal and destroys the site rules
>Bebop is emperor for the rest of time
>2025
>Emperor Bebop has solved all of Sandbox's problems
>Illegals are stuck behind the Great Bebop Wall
>The Beboppen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets
>DanganMafia users are enslaved again
>Bebopstapo sends all Dangan players that try to get past wall to Beboncentration Camps

I have a rule where I don't explain the same thing more than 16 times and I feel like I'm getting dangerously close to that, sorry friend.

Enlighten me then Juicy since you clearly have some convoluted explanation for it.

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I think you're waiting at the wrong station tbh Rocer.

If anyone has any problems with me specifically, I encourage them to PM me. I really don't want to make more drama in DM than there already is. So... Let's just stop arguing, yeah?

So me being irrelevant makes no sense and is misleading...don't really see your train of thought here.

"If it was an attempt at a "joke" I honestly don't know what to say since it made no sense and was completely misleading ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

>It was a joke attempting to be similar to your relevance, Rocerdude.

I realise you have to be stupid to be a back-up friend but man, you set new lows.

So a joke about Neopets being homophobic somehow relates to me being irrelevant?

It was a joke attempting to be similar to your relevance, Rocerdude.

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Again. Not going to call him out on a report LOL. If he wants to talk to me, he's free to do it elsewhere.

If it was an attempt at a "joke" I honestly don't know what to say since it made no sense and was completely misleading ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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